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Lazy HAL retweeted
May 23
The weekend is here. Good time to revisit the Sloths fundamentals.
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Feb 18
Only 6 Niqabio listed.
You can’t buy what is not listed 🗣️‼️
Lucky. Hypio. Winner.
(There is obviously no secret chat✌️)
Feb 18
Gojo Morning CT!
You can’t buy what is not listed 🗣️‼️
Lucky. Hypio. Winner.
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Feb 18
Be part of the World Order.
Hypio
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10 HYPE -> 16 HYPE
We take the burger wins.
NFTs really dead? Yes. Sent out another 5 invites of the ₿-R4ted Community earlier this morning.
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I could have rugged and ran away, everyone but the most faithful turned their back on me, the crowd called me a scammer just because a 125x floor pump did a retrace, even if I never extracted, never tried to do another mint, never hitlered something on my community, etc, etc.
Hypio still would have its provenance, lore, wealthy holderbase, v.v... Everything would have been okay. A lot of people would have done it, tbh, in my shoes. And a part of me wants to go, take a vacation, trade again, enjoy my spoils. But the job's not done.
Our team are the largest holders of Hypio NFTs and they will make great gifts that can buy a home for our children after we have cemented our legacy. We still have a lot of work to do here. We're going to chip away everything that isn't "HYPIO" in this next phase, and you'll understand, negativity is a purification. The opposite is true. A Hyperliquid Remilio derivative now have Milady's Mandate of a Heaven.
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Hypio holders 👀
Feb 5 · 2PM UTC - Token sale airdrop claim go live.
Connect to the sale page with your delegate wallet.
You can:
– add the airdrop to your investment
– or just claim (leave investment empty)
No purchase required.
Claimed tokens will be airdropped at TGE.
Nothing else to do after claiming.
Claim window stays open until the sale is sold out.
Don’t miss it.
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Feb 2
🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT — Hypio Airdrop $qONE Token Sale Timeline 🚨
1) @HypioHL NFT Holders Airdrop — SNAPSHOT HAPPENS TOMORROW (Tue, Feb 3)
The claim window is ONLY open during the Token Sale (max 24 hours), meaning that the possibility to claim will finish when the Token Sale ends. All eligible Hypio wallets are automatically whitelisted for the Community Round.
⚠️ We strongly suggest claiming as soon as the Token Sale begins.
2) Community Round Registration Deadline
Registrations for the discounted Community Round (running alongside the Public Round) close:
Thu, Feb 5 at 6:00am UTC
3) $qONE Token Sale Start
🗓 Thu, Feb 5
🕑 2:00pm UTC
⏳ 24 hours MAX
⚡️ First Come, First Served — if it fills early, the sale ends early.
Set reminders. Don’t wait until the last hour.
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Jan 31
Help me qualify for (3,3) on @blackhaven to get early access. Sign up through my link and grab yours before it's too late.
early.blackhaven.xyz/ref/jeu…
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Jan 26
Hyperliquid has quietly achieved an important milestone of becoming the most liquid venue for crypto price discovery in the world. See below for side by side comparison of BTC perps on Binance (left) and Hyperliquid (right).
With HIP-3 teams leading the way, Hyperliquid has also grown to become the most liquid venue for perps on tradfi assets. Thank you to everyone's hard work as we upgrade the financial system and house all of finance.
Jan 26
HIP-3 open interest reached an all-time high of $790M, driven recently by a surge in commodities trading.
HIP-3 OI has been hitting new ATHs each week. A month ago, HIP-3 OI was $260M.
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Jan 20
Will vibecoins replace our old utility coins ?
x.com/meta_alchemist/status/…
Jan 17
For the attention of all washed KOLs, trencher, and Fortnite pro players:
You might have realized by now that vibe-coded products are becoming the next big thing.
Hereby, IdeaRalph has a proposal:
What if every vibe-coded product had a coin:
to pay the Claude, servers, marketing, and more?
This would accelerate innovation, spawn more vibe coders, let great vibepreneurs access funding to build more, and make web3 the true home of all startups and innovation.
Until now, you all have supported coins with no inherent value. You have stayed sleepless for days and months over coins with a dog, a cat, or a frog picture.
You have acted cool because you supported all the useless stuff, and thought you were 200 IQ.
Now, let's do the same with vibecoins.
IdeaRalph is to set the stage for the spark of the vibecoin meta; it will be the MCP that spawns tens of thousands of ideas that will become vibecoins.
IdeaRalph will be the Godfather of the vibecoins, able to create the movement with the vibe coders that use it.
You give it the dumbest idea = and it can even turn that into genius. That's the Ralph Wiggum loop.
IdeaRalph will have its own token.
With no raise. All airdropped.
It will have a mechanism that allows people who send their vibecoins created by IdeaRalph MCP to send a portion of their tokens to it, and holders of IdeaRalph will receive those tokens distributed to them equally according to how much they hodl.
IdeaRalph will launch from vibe/vibe as the Godfather of the vibecoins.
What's vibe/vibe? Do some research.
Destination will be: BASE.
Drop your 0x wallets.
A REAL RALPH WIGGUM LOOP BEGINS HERE.
FOR THE VIBECOINS. FOR PUSHING PRODUCTS.
FOR TRANSFORMING THE DEGENS SPIRIT TO MACHINES OF PRODUCTION.
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Jan 17
For the attention of all washed KOLs, trencher, and Fortnite pro players:
You might have realized by now that vibe-coded products are becoming the next big thing.
Hereby, IdeaRalph has a proposal:
What if every vibe-coded product had a coin:
to pay the Claude, servers, marketing, and more?
This would accelerate innovation, spawn more vibe coders, let great vibepreneurs access funding to build more, and make web3 the true home of all startups and innovation.
Until now, you all have supported coins with no inherent value. You have stayed sleepless for days and months over coins with a dog, a cat, or a frog picture.
You have acted cool because you supported all the useless stuff, and thought you were 200 IQ.
Now, let's do the same with vibecoins.
IdeaRalph is to set the stage for the spark of the vibecoin meta; it will be the MCP that spawns tens of thousands of ideas that will become vibecoins.
IdeaRalph will be the Godfather of the vibecoins, able to create the movement with the vibe coders that use it.
You give it the dumbest idea = and it can even turn that into genius. That's the Ralph Wiggum loop.
IdeaRalph will have its own token.
With no raise. All airdropped.
It will have a mechanism that allows people who send their vibecoins created by IdeaRalph MCP to send a portion of their tokens to it, and holders of IdeaRalph will receive those tokens distributed to them equally according to how much they hodl.
IdeaRalph will launch from vibe/vibe as the Godfather of the vibecoins.
What's vibe/vibe? Do some research.
Destination will be: BASE.
Drop your 0x wallets.
A REAL RALPH WIGGUM LOOP BEGINS HERE.
FOR THE VIBECOINS. FOR PUSHING PRODUCTS.
FOR TRANSFORMING THE DEGENS SPIRIT TO MACHINES OF PRODUCTION.
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Lazy HAL retweeted
Jan 14
Sloths... Love... Eating... Fibre... 🥦🦥🥬
With fibre-rich food and 1 TB/s of blockspace from @celestia, staying sloooow might no longer be possible for us >:(
Dang it.
Feels like another break from the great sleep is nearing.
In the meantime, check out the HUGE news:
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Jan 12
Escaping high gas fees one bean at a time! 🫘
I'm on Gassy Jack's quest - stacking beans and climbing toward a Gasless Future. Join the adventure, complete quests, and grow with us 🌱
ethgas.com/community/onboard…
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Jan 12
Discovered my Gas ID via ETHGas - turning my gas spend into rewards 🫘
As a Teen Jack, I've spent 0.9904 ETH on gas but earned 490 Beans back.
Get your Gas ID and Beans here: ethgas.com/community/gas-rep…
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15 Dec 2025
Thanks to @Theta_Network & @AlkalaAlkala 🙏 for letting me experience OM–Monaco #OMASM last night, because an evening at the Vélodrome is never just a match, it's always an experience.🔵⚪️
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15 Dec 2025
90 minutes of emotional rollercoaster, a house specialty.
And even more so in recent matches where one of OM's greatest strengths seems to be having an opponent who only scores disallowed goals😅.
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15 Dec 2025
Then Greenwood 💥
And the Vélodrome erupted into paradise.
I left the stadium happy, with a taste of victory in my heart (and a slight taste of smoke in my mouth).
Thanks again, @Theta_Network & @AlkalaAlkala, for leaving me hoarse for the next two days 😅
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