Oodles of entertainment. My tweets consist of baseball, random things I think about during the day, and procrastination.

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Joey Hessling retweeted
If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that would be a direct attack on states' rights. Over the last several years, we've seen Democrats try to take away our Freedoms of religion, assembly, and speech. We can't let them take away our right to defend ourselves, too. South Dakota defends the Constitution.
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7 Jun 2025
Simone Biles has 11 Olympic medals. Riley Gaines has 11 Fox News appearances complaining about people who actually win medals.
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RT @BLKLiberation84: Can't get any clearer than that.
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⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾ The March to Opening Day continues! Now’s your chance to win a J.P. Crawford signed baseball... just hit that repost button to enter! #TridentsUp 🔱
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🙋‍♂️IF YOU THINK TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 🙋‍♂️
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RT @ItsDeanBlundell: Mike Myers doing Elon really pisses off Elon…

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Here is Trump saying yesterday verbatim "They rigged the election, and I became President" PLEASE SHARE THIS!!!! x.com/Cooperstreaming/status…

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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Johan Oviedo jersey!
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Bryan Reynolds jersey!
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Trump just said that he “can’t guarantee” tariffs won’t make Americans consumers pay more at the grocery store. Nice job, MAGA! You voted for higher prices.
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Joey Hessling retweeted
31 Oct 2024
Does Ippei get a ring?
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22 Oct 2024
Please share this video of @Tim_Walz calling Elon Musk a "dipshit" before Twitter bans it 😆
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It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral. You know what to do.
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Joey Hessling retweeted
The city of Oakland has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time
Tropicana Field will not be ready for the Opening Day on March 27 due to damage sustained during Hurricane Milton, per @TBTimes_Rays. Where the Rays will play in 2025 is TBD.
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14 Oct 2024
This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.
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BREAKING: In a stunningly senile and incoherent moment, Donald Trump is talking about how Democrats want to ban cows and windows in buildings. This is deeply unserious stuff. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows Trump isn’t well.

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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Paul Skenes jersey.
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