marketing, e-commerce, copywriting

Joined April 2007
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18 Mar 2019
l e t m e g o o g l e t h a t f o r u
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21 Jun 2023
Here for my color queen @ashleyseto #Config2023
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18 Nov 2019
Thinking about the entertainment commerce idea I pitched in B-school and how THAT IS STILL NOT A THING WTF. Literally when can I buy the outfit on a character in a Netflix series in the app
5 Apr 2019
Re: the Twilight Zone reboot Haven’t we already tried this? (twice) Also, how would it be diff from Black Mirror?
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14 Mar 2019
proposing ~indica girls~ a spinoff for sleeping beauties. cc: @dopegirlszine
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1 Mar 2019
fav life advice i gave to a new grad, "you can literally do whatever the fuck you want." he laughed, but i could tell he was too scared to challenge me.
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25 Jan 2019
From today's @MorningBrew: "...scientists announced the Doomsday Clock will remain at two minutes to midnight, which means humanity is as close to annihilation as we've ever been. At least we got to experience eight "Fast & Furious" movies, so there’s that."
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7 Jan 2019
Obsessed with the This Week in Scams newsletter. I 100% spit out my lunch laughing when I read this "As I write this, Jeff Bezos is probably already in the process of constructing his snowpiercer train. We'll purchase tickets with our prime accounts..." scams.substack.com/p/nobody-…

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23 Nov 2018
all ur black friday deals right here >> 99percentoffsale.com/

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21 Nov 2018

25 Sep 2018
The right amount to have is “a thing of.” This piece by @evilmallelis reads like how the inside of my brain is organized. shatnerchatner.com/p/have-yo…

2 Aug 2018
so remember that app "push for pizza"...? like isn't that basically the thing in this season of silicon valley that they're making fun of?
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20 Jun 2018
is orbiting actually a thing, twitter? u guys keep me young
26 Apr 2018
since reading the book, i keep thinking about the phrase "little fires everywhere." that sounds p accurate. they're lil.
1 Mar 2018
yo, why is everyone (incl. siri) capitalizing all nouns all german-like? did we pass a new rule in the style guide of life or what
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4 Jan 2018
Life advice for 2018: if the nice lady at the restaurant's eyes light up when they talk about something on the menu, order the thing.
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18 Dec 2017
On hold with @Delta for over three hours re: #atlairport. What’s the point of offering a flight change that’s impossible to actually redeem? Site has been unresponsive for hours. Halp
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