Guys!!! I’m on my way to Houston for 6 days. Super excited! Locals, what are the best things do while I’m there? Let me know 🤠🇺🇸

📸 - WHAT A STADIUM!

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!! Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game. Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂 Credit - @tuh0n

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen. I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify. In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather. "Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully. "Honey, that's what it looks like." The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it." I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it. I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South. It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent. "Well?" the waitress asked. "I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed." "Everybody does, hon." Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it. Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating. I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden. It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

USA. A hibachi restaurant. My American friends brought me here to enjoy the cuisine of my homeland, and I witnessed a ritual I have never seen in eight hundred years of being Japanese. The chef stacked onion rings into a tower. He filled it with oil. And he set it on fire. "THE VOLCANO!" my friends cheered. They knew the ritual. They had seen it many times. In Japan, I have eaten ten thousand meals. No one has ever built me a volcano. I said nothing. A guest does not question the ceremony. "Is this how they do it back home?" my friend asked, glowing with joy. "...The technique is flawless," I said. A samurai may retreat. He may not lie. He may, however, aim the truth very carefully. Then the chef flicked a shrimp through the air at my face. "Catch it!" the table roared. In my land, food is set before you with two hands and an apology for the wait. Here, the shrimp attacks. I caught it. With my mouth. The table erupted. The chef saluted me with his spatula. I have received medals with less pride. "You're a natural," the chef said. "My family has trained for this for generations," I said. It was not technically a lie. We trained. Just not for this. My friends drove me home, full and happy, honored to have shown me my own country. A man does not question the volcano. He catches the shrimp. Whatever this cuisine is, wherever it was truly born — the fire is real, the joy is real, and I caught what was thrown at me. That is Japanese enough.

Imagina ser extranjero y encontrarte con tres luchadores enmascarados peleando en plena calle. Y cuando crees que ya lo viste todo, una mujer se les lanza como si fuera Rey Mysterio. El surrealismo mexicano nunca dejará de sorprenderme. 😭🇲🇽

"Chingue a su mare el América" Son la mmda los coreanos JAJAJAJAJAJA

It's time to build Danhausen a statue outside of Madison Square Garden 👀 12 straight wins since he uncursed the Knicks 🔥 (📸 via @DanhausenAD)

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

No way Joe Budden many years back his “given white woman name is Janice” 😂😂😂 Damn, Janice STFU

100,000 applications we were not prepared for this the selection process just got very interesting..🤔