writing, music, photos. (he/him)
Joined November 2019
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Jun 12
Honestly taking a loan to get plastic surgery is not a bad bet right now.
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Jun 12
Shocked to hear David Hockney has died. His huge achievement was to make serious painting look effortless. He carried forward one of the most sustained investigations into vision, space and representation by any post-war artist. British art has lost a giant.
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Jun 11
homies don’t even say hello anymore they just come up and start shaking their phone at you
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Jun 11
"Yo DJ, do you take requests?"
Yeah Man, shoot.
"Left ear Mozart (2x speed) Right ear The Bible (Chinese) / (1h version)"
You are not going to believe this...
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Jun 11
I take one step out of the whip in NoDi and immediately start shaking
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Jun 10
Everyone is ran through, everyone is washed, everyone is unc... but, at least we are together in love and friendship.
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Jun 10
Someone asked me if I'm worried about DJing my friends wedding.
I responded with a resounding: NO!
Love and music are the only two languages I speak, so I am ready to have a conversation.
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Jun 10
(Guy whose life is ruined, far beyond any point of redemption)
"So, i'm gonna just list out all of the things I need to do, that's a good start..."
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11 May 2025
NoDi
11 May 2025
What are the places most likely to be cultivating talent mafias right now?
Bonus points if it’s non-obvious
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Jun 10
Lowkey do NOT like the fact that body changes all the time, and we get older. But that is just how things are I guess.
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