@ABC Trees & Beans Reporter
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It's simply to announce that I've adopted these kittens to replace Jan the Marmoset. Cheers, same time next year.
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5 Sep 2022
looking forward to seeing what @jmsclee's annual tweet is gonna be this year
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seriously mate no joking please just don't lead again politics not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out @ labour x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/12…
5 May 2020
We want to support the Government to get this right and that is why we need a national consensus on what happens next.
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Profoundly moved by the Life and Times of Barlow the Bat lads x.com/lizardschwartz/status/…
5 Apr 2020
I wish I didn't have to post this, but I thought you all should know.
I went to do the usual check on the bats this afternoon and Barlow had sadly died in his sleep... 😭
I hope he brought you as much joy and interest in bats through his antics as he did for me. 🦇💜
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He died as he lived: cuddled up to the bros x.com/lizardschwartz/status/…
5 Apr 2020
He was just roosting in his normal place on the heat mat with Gordon cuddled up to him 😭 we buried him in the garden. That little bat had a lot of my heart.
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6 Apr 2020
So what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what
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Tfw you're a member of the Conservative Party x.com/Layo_GP/status/1223253…
31 Jan 2020
If you’re giving money to homeless people on the train you’re not helping them. Even by giving them food you can encourage them away from seeking out services that can actually help them. When will people learn.
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Me exactly one week before I came back to Twitter to retweet a picture of a lemur at TGI Fridays x.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1…
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29 Dec 2019
At the time when most Labour MPs were set on ‘destroying Corbyn as a man’, and he still ignored them and went out into a booing parliament to formally apologise to the Iraqi people and British servicemen for the Iraq War
29 Dec 2019
My Labour moment of the decade is __________________ ❓
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28 Dec 2019
Nobody's trying to make themselves feel better. They're just correctly observing that your own politics crashed even harder than ours, and therefore we should think twice before adopting it.
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Really fucking hate this tbh. Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer we use to crush our enemies.
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28 Dec 2019
What a life Jon. Rolling from panel show to panel show, town to town, doing the same joke again and again about how his wife doesn't know how to load the dishwasher. Successfully monetizing his tedious, dog shit personality for a career in showbiz. Don't knock it, I wish I could.
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All her statements, campaign literature, tactics and behaviour throughout the campaign. mobile.twitter.com/languesbi…
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