I can’t even order a pizza without having a panic attack.
Joined July 2013
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May 20
Genuinely proud of us elder millennials for our sensible shoes and warm clothing tonight at @stircove and rippin like we were still in a dirty basement in 2003. Have a good work day tomorrow, my friends. Ice those knees and backs now. #newfoundglory #yellowcard
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Apr 21
Every RISE initiative has a dedicated internal team making it all happen. From operations and event management, volunteer recruitment and marketing, our "Data Diva", program support, and development...our support staff brings structure, visibility, growth, and good vibes.
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Apr 3
Honestly, I’m just not a good driver today. There’s not really much I can do about it at this point. Godspeed to everyone else on Dodge.
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Mar 28
This buzzer and scoreboard made by the same dudes that made the LED court?
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Mar 19
How I’m sleeping tonight knowing we get madness tomorrow
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Mar 2
RISE is hiring leaders in Omaha! 🌟 We’re Nebraska’s largest nonprofit breaking cycles of incarceration. Join us as HR Manager, Volunteer Manager, or Community Organizer (PT). Lived experience is valued.
Apply: seeusrise.org/careers
#OmahaJobs #SecondChances #SeeUsRiseNE
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Feb 21
My mom asked me tonight if I knew where my Rec Specs ended up. I haven’t worn them since 1996.
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Feb 17
My favorite part about driving to work in Blackstone #Omaha from the east every day is never knowing how to get there. I love it. So convenient. So adventurous.
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Jan 31
There’s something so nostalgic and comforting about a woman in her late 40s that still smells like a cold pack of smokes and a squirt of Victoria Secret body spray.
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Jan 20
Being blindsided with Sean McDermott getting fired and Highmark Stadium going away, I feel like my parents just got divorced and they sold the house I grew up in…again. Wait what…
#BillsMafia (still)
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17 Dec 2025
This time of year is crazy because at any given moment you could be stopped at a red light next to a Santa Clause smokin’ a heater in a beat up Camry.
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16 Dec 2025
Dare me to get into this tunnel straight without assistance, Tommy’s Express Car Wash.
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16 Dec 2025
Major congrats to my loser Fantasy Football Team scoring an all time high during my consolation bye week.
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14 Dec 2025
#BillsMafia Twitter - please do your job and find this man! He was in section 333 row 33 seats between 11-15 at last week’s snow game vs. the Bengals. He’s our winning hero and we need him to know. #GoBills
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8 Dec 2025
We love you man. We love you. #GoBills
I never caught your name but you single handily changed the course of the game by popping that tarp. I love you #BillsMafia
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8 Dec 2025
I buy a Christmas ornament everywhere we travel. This “Josh Allen” one in Buffalo was a real hard one to pass up. 😂😂😂 What is this?! WHO is this?! Does the real @JoshAllenQB know about this?!
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16 Nov 2025
Happy to see the 2021 squad is back together. Just as well bring on Isaiah McKenzie and Cole Beasley. #GoBills
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14 Nov 2025
Corbin, 8 years old, calls math problems “trick questions” and I couldn’t agree more.
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