modelland survivor | collingwood victim | 34 and balding

Joined February 2009
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Her Simpsonian serve
dua lipa girl…..
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oomf bookclub when?
This made me laugh I had to make it real
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listening to katseye as i apply minoxidil to my balding scalp
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When I was little I used to fantasise about strawberry flavoured burger rings. Nothing is impossible
The fuck?
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CRANKY @slayyyter
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When the fish sauce serves MDNA baby that’s fish
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Made carrot cake for oomf
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The way Tyra’s Smize & Dream ice cream shop in Sydney feels canonically part of the Modelland universe
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Like sorry the main character is literally an ice cream and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Dozer in heaven watching recipetineats get a new golden retriever
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thank you @lachhhlan for being my #1 oomf no one is doing it like lachlegend

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do you prefer a Disclosure Day or Disclosure Gay?
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Oh, Tookie!
why did she look like Cole Escola here
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Almost got run over on Wellington St the way I turned into her as my life flashed before my eyes

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Cole’s apartment
I think you could be the one to plant my lemon tree Cole’s apartment, May 3, 10:45am
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Finally got to see Melbourne’s most sought after hole
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Gaybaitlyn Jenner
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I just know it’s a matter of time before Kyle and Jackie O: The Musical terrorises Australian audiences
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No it’s avril lavigne.. or is it Melissa? You’ll never know
is your pfp actually you?
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The concept of a WIP meeting while everyone’s jobs are in limbo
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