• Builder 👨💻 🇵🇹 • Internet Capital Markets
Joined December 2020
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joaointech retweeted
May 20
@ShipyardPRT have been doing incredible work and has gone relatively unnoticed if I am honest
If anyone gets that gig it should be them; a lot of thankless work has gone into that and they're great guys
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May 18
The dangerous part about AI isn’t the models.
It’s the gap between software automation and real-world infrastructure.
AI can replace millions of jobs today.
But robots still can’t grow food, repair cities, transport goods, or run supply chains at scale.
That gap is where economic chaos happens. x.com/TFTC21/status/20559788…
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joaointech retweeted
May 15
Thank you Elon Musk
Just cracked the X algorithm with claude code
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May 16
Para quem não percebeu, isto foi uma passagem à cena sobre o ensaio sobre a cegueira
May 16
Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop.
I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭
10am comes. Store opens. Chaos.
Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated:
pregnant women
elderly people
parents with kids
random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere
A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved.
End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.
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May 16
Fair point.
Turns out I don’t hate speculative markets.
I just hate being exit liquidity.
Isto é profundamente divertido. Portanto:
Segunda-feira: "os preços das casas são absurdos, o mercado está louco, fiz uma app para mostrar que é tudo especulação"
Sexta-feira: "queria um relógio mas havia mais procura que oferta. Por isso paguei o dobro do preço por um"
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May 16
Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop.
I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭
10am comes. Store opens. Chaos.
Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated:
pregnant women
elderly people
parents with kids
random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere
A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved.
End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.
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May 14
O preço das casas em Portugal está tão absurdo que comecei a fazer vídeos no TikTok a mandar propostas ridículas para imóveis no OLX.
Nos últimos 6 dias:
- 100.000 visualizações / dia
- centenas de agentes imobiliários irritados
- e descobri que 99% do país também acha que os preços estão absurdos.
Criei uma plataforma onde automatizamos propostas agressivas para imóveis completamente fora da realidade, e notificamos toda a gente quando alguém aceita uma.
irrealista.pt
Registem o vosso email para receberem uma notificação quando alguém aceitar uma proposta.
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Apr 30
Completely unacceptable. Twilio changed my pricing from 15$ / month each phone number to 135$ / month / phone number.
Without any prior notice.
Ruining my business margins overnight.
Send it to 0.
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Apr 17
Ziz broke the internet
Apr 16
The story of $SIVE is INSANE.
If you participated or not, it’s worth knowing about these 2 accounts.
Before it soared up 400%, @MoodyWriter13 researched the company and told @aleabitoreddit about it in the comments.
Then both of them bought at a $140M market cap and told us all about it.
This is part 2/2. The complete video.
pls enjoy
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Mar 18
OpenClaw is insane. I made him CMO of one of my businesses. He’s been optimizing SEO for one of my sites and traffic is up 40% in a single month. He says with confidence there’s more growth coming. Delusional? Maybe.
But he’s hired. And the marketing agency is fired
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joaointech retweeted
I lost over 2 months, because Apple kept rejecting our App Store submission for @funnymoney 🍏❌
submitting crypto-related app didnt make it easier
We repeatedly got miscategorized as a CEX.
however, we finally made it. Link below👇
Mar 17
iOS developers: How long is App Review taking for everyone these days?
It is now taking longer to get our app approved than it is to build the actual features.
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joaointech retweeted
Mar 12
burntrash.fun is the first Solana cleaner app that enables AI agents to clean their wallets as they need.
Give this to your openclaw:
api.burntrash.fun/skill.md
He will know what to do.
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Mar 4
futard.io from @MetaDAOProject looks good, definitely the next chapter for internet capital markets.
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Feb 26
Just found a way to 10x the productivity and intelligence of my openclaw agents.
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