Father • Husband • Artist Manager • Dream Big Dreams Management • 30 Year Retired Touring Musician •
Joined May 2011
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3 Oct 2025
“Actually Romantic” and “Wi$h Li$t” both stopped me in my tracks! #TLOAS She is so fucking brilliant!
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8 Sep 2025
Sending all of my love and warmest condolences to my friend @DrakeWhite and Alex. I am so, so sorry for your loss. 💔💔💔
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8 Sep 2025
NFL Game of the Year in Week 1!
HOLY SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Way to go Bills!!!
Speechless @EWood70!
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9 Aug 2025
Hey @coleswindell! Congrats on your baby girl, brother! Nothing on the planet better than being a #GirlDad
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5 Jul 2025
Is this the America Party platform?
-reduce debt, responsible spending only
-modernize military with ai/robotics
-pro tech, accelerate to win in ai
-less regulation across board but especially in energy
-free speech
-pro natalist
-centrist policies everywhere else
If so where do we send our donations?
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7 Jul 2025
I’m sincerely curious, @elonmusk … what will be the American Party’s platform on social issues like abortion, LGBTQ rights, health care, religion in class rooms, etc?
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Joe Bachman retweeted
2 Jul 2025
You will not convince me that this show isn't a masterpiece.
#AfterLife
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3 Jul 2025
Dear @rickygervais:
The world (well, especially the USA) needs more of YOU right now. After Life, Derek, etc. We need kindness, compassion, empathy, humor, and love. Can you be cloned? Please send help, sir! ❤️
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5 Jun 2025
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk
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5 Jun 2025
I think it’s time for President Obama to tweet:
“Hey Donald! Have the CIA release the Epstein Files unclassified today. If your name isn’t on it, I’ll donate $5M to your favorite charity. Kenya do it?!”
@elonmusk
@BarackObama
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2 Jun 2025
As someone on the spectrum, I can honestly say that random flies are the bane of my existence. The rage is increased x100 if I am eating or driving. Anyone agree?
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11 May 2025
If you’ve never had gas station coffee and beef jerky for breakfast, are you even a touring musician?
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25 Nov 2024
Miss you both! This thread made me smile!
25 Nov 2024
Ketchup on a hot dog is inevitable. Stay strong ketchup lovers.
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25 Nov 2024
As an unapologetically biased father, I haven’t found many flaws with my 8-year old daughter… that is, until today. I learned that she eats her hot dog with just ketchup on it. Blasphemy! I put all of this blame on @FiddleSabre and @iamchrisferrara! I’m ashamed.
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26 Sep 2024
Sabrina Carpenter’s album is for Starbucks-drinking white girls that shop at Target on Wednesdays, but when Saturday rolls around… they bump Nicki Minaj, demand the thumb in, drink “Tito’s and Vodka”, and push their booty against you in bed when they’re mad.
I’m here for it.
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