everytimewetouchigetthisfeelingandeverytimewekissiswearicouldfly
Joined January 2014
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2 Nov 2020
On the internet no one knows u haven’t showered in 5 days
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Yernans Arat retweeted
20 Mar 2021
Feeling lost and uncertain, might go consult the oracle
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22 Mar 2021
That’s that shit I’m not terribly fond of
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23 Mar 2021
FRASES CARS te ofrece UN PORRO, ACEPTAS?? Yo si! 🚬
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Yernans Arat retweeted
24 Mar 2021
Yo he elegido a la lagartija flipante tio, cual eliges tú??
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Yernans Arat retweeted
27 Mar 2021
You ring ME. On MY banana phone. And have the nerve to tell me
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Yernans Arat retweeted
29 Mar 2021
Why did they make up bakugan and Pokémon. Sending out awful little monsters to fight the awful little monsters of someone you have beef with in order to resolve it. We already have that, lawyers are the monsters, and court is the gym.
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Yernans Arat retweeted
26 May 2021
Man I LOOOOOVE the set of all sets that doesn’t contain itself haha
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Yernans Arat retweeted
16 Jun 2021
Damn bro I’m sorry to hear ur struggling with food right now. But u know what they say “anorexia gets the girls nextaya” isn’t that right mate haha
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Yernans Arat retweeted
28 Jul 2021
What do you do with the chips you can’t finish that come with your burger?
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stick them
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up your ass
2 votes • Final results
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Yernans Arat retweeted
28 Jul 2021
Everyone would like to believe they deserve to live in a cum-free environment. However
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Yernans Arat retweeted
28 Jul 2021
Studying philosophy is great because the lecturer will literally ask something like “Could God then, therefore, microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?” And people will start taking notes and having a discussion
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Yernans Arat retweeted
6 Aug 2021
I sometimes have trouble showing weakness because i don’t have any
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Yernans Arat retweeted
9 Aug 2021
Does Anko qualify as a cannabis lifestyle brand
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Yernans Arat retweeted
20 Aug 2021
If I was an animal I’d be a Labrador because all the white women wanna fuck me
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Yernans Arat retweeted
20 Aug 2021
Store sale express link click new promotion executive discount coupon
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Yernans Arat retweeted
20 Aug 2021
I’m gonna take a piss in this here alcove ya see
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Yernans Arat retweeted
21 Aug 2021
Doing acid be like wait this song doesn’t suck I was just walking past a bin
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