Winding down slowly

Joined June 2013
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Nice one @VirgilvDijk Me neither.
Virgil van Dijk says he's not a fan of the mandatory hydration breaks introduced at the World Cup 🤔
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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Has anyone who’s driven for 10 miles on the M25, under speed restrictions because of “Report of Obstruction/Pedestrian/Object in Road”, ever actually seen or encountered an Obstruction/Pedestrian/Object in Road?
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Replying to @AlynShipton
@AlynShipton I’ve just heard the sad news of Geoffrey Smith’s passing. I enjoyed his tenure on JRR very much. The Modern Jazz Quartet seemed to be regularly featured on the programme back then, so it would be nice to hear something by MJQ in Geoffrey’s memory. Maybe Django?
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@AlynShipton Also, just noted that you’re collecting requests for a Miles Davis centenary programme. Miles was a master of using space in music. That can be heard clearly in the 1968 quintet recording of Sanctuary that was released in 1979 on the album Circle In The Round
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Just discovered that an FA Cup semifinal broadcast has been put behind a paywall. Absolutely rancid behaviour.
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I’ve often wondered why Hershey’s and other American chocolate tastes so much worse than European chocolate. And it turns out that there’s a specific reason.
In 1937, the United States Army approached Hershey's Chocolate with one of the strangest product briefs in food history. They wanted a chocolate bar, but they needed it to taste, in the words of the Army Quartermaster himself, "only a little better than a boiled potato." Captain Paul Logan of the US Army Quartermaster General's office sat down with Hershey's chief chemist Sam Hinkle and laid out four requirements for what would become the Field Ration D bar. It had to weigh four ounces. It had to be high in energy. It had to withstand high temperatures without melting. And it absolutely could not taste good. The Army's logic was straightforward: if the emergency ration chocolate was delicious, soldiers would eat it whenever they wanted rather than saving it for genuine emergencies. The solution was to engineer the palatability out of it on purpose. Hinkle and his team spent months developing the formula. They reduced the sugar dramatically. They increased the chocolate liquor to make it more bitter. They added oat flour, which created a dense, dry texture with an unpleasant aftertaste. The mixture was so thick it could not be poured into molds at all. Every single bar had to be pressed in by hand. The factory workers at Hershey's reportedly hated making them. The resulting product delivered 600 calories in a 4-ounce brick that soldiers described as nearly impossible to bite into without a knife. The instructions recommended eating the bar slowly over the course of thirty minutes, or dissolving it in water as a drink. Most soldiers said they would rather have had the boiled potato. The Army ordered 90,000 bars for field testing in 1937. They worked. By the time the United States entered the war in 1941 Hershey's was producing the D ration at extraordinary scale. Before the war ended, the company had produced more than three billion bars. The soldiers nicknamed them Germany's secret weapon, partly because of their effect on digestive systems, partly because they were so bad that trading them to civilians who had never encountered them was considered something of a scam. The D ration bar also survived in the most literal sense possible. In 1943 Louis Zamperini, an Olympic distance runner and Army Air Corps lieutenant, survived 47 days adrift on a life raft in the Pacific Ocean after his aircraft crashed, sustained in part by the few D ration bars he had on board. His story is the subject of Laura Hillenbrand's 2010 book Unbroken. Hershey produced a second bar for the Pacific Theater in 1943 called the Tropical Chocolate Bar, designed to withstand temperatures of 120 degrees Fahrenheit. It tasted slightly better than the D ration and was immediately nicknamed by soldiers the dysentery bar, because it was the only thing they could tolerate when they had dysentery. By the time the war ended Hershey had received five Army-Navy Excellence in Production awards. The chocolate industry had argued successfully that candy was an essential war material rather than a luxury, and won. The precedent that established chocolate as a mass market, everyday food for ordinary Americans rather than an occasional luxury was set partly in the factory lines at Hershey, Pennsylvania between 1937 and 1945. M&Ms were also invented during this period, specifically because Forrest Mars wanted to create chocolate that could be included in military rations without melting. The hard candy shell was the solution to exactly the same problem Hershey was trying to solve with the D ration bar. Mars got an exclusive military contract and M&Ms went to war first before they went to the general public. The entire modern American candy industry has roots in the specific logistical problems of feeding soldiers in extreme conditions, where survival over taste was a must. © Eats History #archaeohistories
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Q: what comes out worse than generative AI content? A: generative AI content produced by a committee
New in M365 Copilot: Council. You can run multiple models on the same prompt at the same time, so you can see where they align and diverge, and understand what each adds.
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The Jetsons lied to us
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In that case, it wasn’t internal…
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Stepped into a faraday cage and my internal monologue disappeared
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The team and I have spent the past several months analyzing feedback from the community. What came through was the voice of people who care deeply about Windows and want it to be better. Read this blog post to learn more about what we're doing in response as we look to raise the bar on Windows 11 quality. Please keep the feedback coming, to help us shape the future of Windows together. blogs.windows.com/windows-in…
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Told you so
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
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It’s March. So yes.
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i am legally obliged to disclose if i received a lip gloss for free in an IG story yet rishi sunak can write a column for the sunday times endorsing AI without having to share that he’s paid by Anthropic
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Italy captain Michele Lamaro wanted to say something as @Federugby press conference wrapped "I want to emphasise that the referee, Hollie Davidson has been outstanding. It's, obviously, the first time ever for a woman referee in @SixNationsRugby, and I want to congratulate her"
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I effing hate these split-screen ads in the middle of the game, @ITVSport. And @VirginAtlantic you’re doing your brand no favours #IREvITA
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Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months
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And he seemed so nice
Manchester United part-owner has told @EdConwaySky the UK has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, as he warns of the country facing profound political, social and economic challenges. đź”— trib.al/osc1ZDm
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Wales are not being beaten by England in this game, we’re being beaten by Wales #ENGvWAL
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