Just been informed I am being prosecuted on 331 counts of crimes against the African tarmac network.
The charges include โinciting violence against tarmacโ โgrievous tarmac harmโ and โferocious 1s & 2sโ
I would like to have it on record that I plead 100% guilty of all charges. Lawyer reckons Iโm looking at 6-8 strawberry daiquiris on a beach in Tunisia. Please pray for me.