59 & thriving | Best-Selling Author | Restaurant Industry Pro | Navigating single life with a dash of humor. Work hard, eat well, laugh often.

Joined February 2011
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14 May 2019
I need to teach my facial expression to ignore my inside voice!
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Nothing makes you lose weight like your wedding day. Except your divorce.
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28 May 2025
Never confuse “being needed” with “being loved”.
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2 Apr 2025
Every time I get a little obsessed with someone, suddenly it’s ‘why are you parked outside my house at 2am?’ People are so sensitive.
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19 Mar 2025
Taste like freedom!
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16 Mar 2025
I’m at the age where I don’t know if I slept wrong or if this is just how my body works now.
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12 Mar 2025
I’m at the age where if I drop something, I have to seriously evaluate if I really need it before bending down.
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11 Mar 2025
When Trump said he was going to lower the price of eggs, what he meant to say was he was going to lower the stock prices in your nest egg.
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11 Mar 2025
When Trump said he would immediately lower prices, I’m not sure anyone thought he was talking about to stock market.
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John retweeted
By age 25, you should know this‼️
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3 Jan 2025
Book Review Swap: I’m looking to gather more reviews for my book “Drafting a Dream”. Let’s help each other out. Post your book in the comments, and we’ll exchange 5-star reviews. #WritingCommunity #Bookreviewswap #bookreviews amazon.com/Drafting-Dream-Jo…
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John retweeted
5 Nov 2024
I've never received so many prayers from atheists.
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5 Nov 2024
It’s a rough day in US, are there any emotional support Canadians available? I could use one!
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5 Nov 2024
✨ Still in Awe! ✨ This past weekend, over 100 amazing people showed up to celebrate the launch of my book. I’m truly humbled and beyond grateful to everyone who came out, supported, and shared in this unforgettable moment with me. #WritingCommunity
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4 Nov 2024
Fellow writers, you know the hustle: reviews make or break a launch. My debut Drafting a Dream is live, and a 5-star review would mean the world. If you’ve been here, you know how crucial this is. Your support is priceless! 💬📚🙏 #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writerslife
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26 Sep 2024
I’m a 60 year old retired white man and I’m overly excited to vote for Vice President Harris!
I am losing hope in white Americans. I fear too many of us will choose supremacy over everything in November. I so hope I’m wrong.
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25 Sep 2024
My wife just told me “I’m Fine”. I’m so screwed right now.
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23 Sep 2024
John Felico: 5 Things I Wish Someone Told Me Before I Became a Restaurateur by Martita Mestey link.medium.com/o5QOdbWW7Mb
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