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JH @JohnHenryDonner

Walking Dad-Joke

Joined July 2011
  • Tweets 4,141
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  • Followers 157
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Sarah Langs
@SlangsOnSports
12 Aug 2023
Nicky Lopez is the first player with 4 hits, 5 RBI & a scoreless pitching outing in the same game since RBI became official in 1920 i love baseball
Atlanta Braves
@Braves
12 Aug 2023
4 hits, 5 RBI and pitched a scoreless 9th…@nick3lopez LITERALLY did it all today 😱
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
12 Aug 2023
Wordle 784 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Forgot this was a thing
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
5 Aug 2023
True Life: I was held hostage by my own bowels (Taking fiber supplements)
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
10 Jul 2023
Nolan Ryan Adjusts Himself After Adjusting Robin Ventura, August 4, 1993 Watercolor pencil on paper, 2023
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
6 Jul 2023
Did some pup-sitting sketches last night
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Matthew Cole@MattColeWorks
22 Jun 2023
Maintaining friendships, familial relationships and taking care of those you love is not ‘labour’ in any Marxist sense and people should stop promoting this nonsense idea.
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Unskilled labor is truly nothing but a capitalist myth to keep workers down
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
1 Jun 2023
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
28 May 2023
Goats!
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
12 May 2023
Fuck the refs. Fuck the Canes
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
5 May 2023
White people drinking on Cinco de Mayo: Broke: “Whoo! Coronas and shots of tequila!” Woke: “Ooh yeah I’ll have a spicy margarita.” Bespoke: “I’m going to make a Mezcal Paloma and have a glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pape have em do a little battle in my tummy”
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
3 May 2023
Holy shit I had no clue Lindy Ruff was coaching the Devils. Give that man a damn cup ffs
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
1 May 2023
Why does he only lay on me when I have to pee?
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
30 Apr 2023
It should honestly be criminal to post scores/results in a game highlight video
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
28 Apr 2023
I don’t think I’ve ever been more tired in 35-year-old way
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
28 Apr 2023
If I could bottle it and atomize it and use it on a battlefield I’d be tried in The Hague if anyone could sufficiently lift their eyelids
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
27 Apr 2023
I should start a band called “Meaningful Hockey” when I move back to Buffalo
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
22 Apr 2023
The light in the eyes of ladies saying “It’s got pockets!” will never be matched
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
18 Apr 2023
I’ma go ahead and root for the Oilers (and for the Leafs to get dropped in the first round)
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JH@JohnHenryDonner
16 Apr 2023
Overheard at brunch at the old folks home: “Lindsay have you seen ‘Titannic?” “No! Is it good?” “Omg it’s so good. You’d love it. It’s hilarious” @adrifrann
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