NEW ACCOUNT: @johnfio_ ——-Inventor/founder at Fio Companies : Gravity Blanket, Moon Pals, Moon Pod, Birthdate co, owner of Jeans restaurant

Joined August 2010
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10 Jan 2023
I had an awesome time chatting with @patrick_oshag on his podcast, Invest with the Best. I tell him magic is actually real and he thought I was crazy 🤣 If we’re friends, plz share/retweet. If u don’t, we aren’t friends. Hope you guys enjoy❤️🫡 open.spotify.com/episode/69T…
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26 Aug 2025
Drink Volta. The goo will make you Live longer and Look hotter. very simple.
There's this new energy drink cafe in Nashville called Volta and this what all their marketing materials look like.
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20 Jun 2025
My other account is now where I tweet. Real ones only
16 Jun 2025
Reading in general is a trap. I used to be a huge word addict. 2-3 books a week sometimes. It’s a miracle I’m still able to have an independent thought today. 2 years read free and ive never felt better.
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11 Jun 2025
This is true and also makes me think there’s no way there are actually 8 billion people on earth.
10 Jun 2025
Manhattan does not feel crowded. The cars give it an illusion it's packed. Go take a walk at 9pm and you'll encounter many empty streets.
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3 Jun 2025
With 6 months to spare… Jesse is a phenom talent. @AmericanALCHMY The absolute boys keep winning ❤️🫂🫡love u my brother
3 Dec 2024
I’d bet Jesse Michaels - @AlchemyAmerican ends up on Rogan by 2026
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27 May 2025
Who do you think you are I am.
when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano
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25 May 2025
Volta Shark Shots coming soon…
23 May 2025
Thank you @johnfio_ & Volta for powering my morning Volta rocks A beautiful caffeine experience
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John Fio retweeted
17 Apr 2025
Fiorentino Label fixes this.
16 Apr 2025
It’s really disappointing that suits have become a symbol of punishment in tech. CEOs and founders only don suits when being dragged in front of federal agencies. We need to start wearing black tie in the office so when we go to Capitol Hill it feels like a casual Friday.
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John Fio retweeted
17 Apr 2025
Jason in Fiorentino Label here.
Turkish carpet salesmen @jasoncbuck
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17 Apr 2025
Modern art is no longer modern.
The restoration of the Frick Collection is astonishing. Before and after:
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10 Apr 2025
Only posting bangers like this on my new account from now on.
10 Apr 2025
Pretty impressed by the guy who invented brushing teeth.
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4 Apr 2025
Quick, look I’m image posting on new account.
4 Apr 2025
Green Jeans, the MET and a Ford.
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1 Apr 2025
Generational opportunity. Also, Octave Capital is one of the best fund names in history.
I’m hiring an investor. You’ll be the first hire working with me on the most interesting, complex and asymmetric special situations in tech. You’ll be a good fit if you: - trade annual letters like Pokémon - are high pace and biased to action - are unapologetically money motivated - have created and sold a product - ideological minority at a top 10 school - debated risking it all with an SBA loan - bought a stock before you could drive - work in PE but long for higher MOIC - work in VC but long for higher ROIC - went through YC but yearn to invest - can get a meeting w/ anyone on earth - made money online in high school - value heterodoxy over consensus - value making money over being right Steve Schwarzman defines eights as those who can follow marching orders, nines as those who can execute and strategize and tens as those can sense problems, design solutions, explore new directions and make it rain. Eights and nines need not apply. This role will have an equal focus on sourcing, analysis, execution and operations. In essence, you’ll wear every hat as we build the firm together. It will be all encompassing and demanding, but autonomous and yours to shape. You’ll invest and transact with the best operators and financiers in the world and produce work at an exceptionally high standard. Experience acquiring technology companies, as well as operating them is highly prioritized but not strictly required. This role is open to all levels of seniority and will be made bespoke for the right person. In person in NYC only. email me: jeremy@octavecap.com
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John Fio retweeted
29 Mar 2025
New way to use Moon Pod just dropped
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28 Mar 2025
I agree
28 Mar 2025
I’ll tolerate an Apple Watch, even an Ora ring. But I just can’t accept someone wearing both at the same time.
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28 Mar 2025
Join me on my new journey
28 Mar 2025
I destroyed my account and my soul by launching an NFT a few years ago. While I will never be able to forgive myself or repair the damage I caused doing a deal with the devil I will be starting this new account as penance.
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28 Mar 2025
I will say it again: Regulate dogs.
More people bought dog strollers than baby strollers in South Korea last year 🤯
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28 Mar 2025
Unironically this guy is probably the safest.
27 Mar 2025
enough yapping about which jobs got cooked by AI... the real question is which jobs are safe? prompt-engineer is an obvious one, what else?
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27 Mar 2025
I heard the car next to me whisper “oh ef! Is that his hold co’s own merch?… damn. That’s sick”
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27 Mar 2025
Image being an artist right now and watching Ai do all that it does right now? Now x1000 it and that’s what an artist at Studio Ghibli is feeling today.
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