Voice Actor who portrays Serious Sam

Joined April 2009
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I wonder how hard it would be to dig a hole under the floor and install a covered indoor hot tub?
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Grabbing lunch at a place called "Daddy's: Guns, Tires, and Chicken". Should be interesting.
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Let's see how long the post lasts before Big Brother removes it...
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Kind of funny how everyone in therapy thinks that everyone else should be in therapy. But people who don't go to therapy think that people in therapy are avoiding reality. Pick your cult, I guess.
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Drove to Wichita Falls to price materials for my beer room remodel. And, of course, I got my heart set on the most expensive ceramic floor tile they had. Over $500 for the floor. But it looks fucking sweet.
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Shit. I got drunk again and forgot to brew a batch of beer for St. Patrick's Day. Too late to start brewing now, and have it ready in time. Next year, I guess.
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Started tearing up the carpet in the back room, to convert it into a home brewery. Putting down some tile. Also converting the back half of the room into a walk in cooler for beer storage.
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The Boston Massacre. The event that kicked off the American Revolution. The pivotal slaughter that defined the American spirit, reshaped the world, and showed that Western culture drew a solid line of defiance that forever will not be crossed. Five people died that day.
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Show of hands. Who wants to bang Terri Garr from 1974?
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Gave this fucker some leftover chicken that was going bad about 2 weeks ago. And he's been sitting there staring inside my door ever since.
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Time to brew another batch of beer. Brew day is set for tomorrow night, Saturday night. Making a blonde ale.
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Anybody else watch streaming shows on 1.5x speed, so you can get through them faster?
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Kind of weird, being almost famous. Like... I know people whom you all know the names of... but I've never been part of that societal structure. I don't really fit in to any part of the equation. Ask me anything. I don't really care. Not chasing dreams anymore. Open book.
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We had a golden age. Breaking Bad. The first half of Game of Thrones. Then it fell apart. What changed? The MeToo movement? The witch hunts that resulted from chasing a "modern audience"? Maybe creativity for culture means sacrificing innocence? Maybe we have to ride that edge?
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Tonight I am making Welsh Rarebit with my own homemade dark beer and Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner.
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I used too much flour in the roux, and ended up having to add another beer. Then it was too much liquid... long story short, I now have about three gallons of Welsh Rarebit. So cooking up some beef caldillo to mix into the cheese sauce. And then pouring that over some spaetzle.
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Today's mission is to disassemble my squat rack and get it indoors into my exercise room. Halfway there.
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