Illustrator / Book Designer / Sourpuss
Joined January 2007
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1 Sep 2018
The Venga Bus is coming from inside the house.
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Open the schools
15 Oct 2024
No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”
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Me, still on X, formerly Twitter
26 Sep 2024
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19 Sep 2024
Photos don't do it justice. I simply gotta go down there and see this thing myself on a tiny screen.
The first photo of the OceanGate Titan sub wreckage on the ocean floor has been released.
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15 Sep 2024
a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger
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13 Jun 2024
For #NationalPigeonDay, some very fancy pigeons courtesy of Emil Schachtzabel's Illustriertes Prachtwerk sämtlicher Taubenrassen (1906). More here: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
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This is why people who impotently rage about modern art love to pretend like people who like it are lying for clout: if you allow yourself to comprehend that people sincerely love this stuff, you start becoming curious. If you become curious, you might change your mind.
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6 Jun 2024
Why I'm still on Twitter
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31 May 2024
Me barreling down Fury Road in this bad boy…
31 May 2024
the nes soundchip: beep bloop crunch crunch :)))
the genesis soundchip:
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24 May 2024
Visit scenic Toronto
20 May 2024
if you need me i’ll be at the play area and cholera burial ground
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16 May 2024
With years of lived experience, I now have the wisdom to know that some diggity is inevitable.
29 Jul 2016
I have a strict zero diggity policy.
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18 Apr 2024
Not even ten minutes back in the country before we started complaining about Toronto transit. That’s how you know you’re home.
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18 Apr 2024
The nice thing about AI is that all the cost savings on labor will certainly be passed down to the consumer.
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18 Apr 2024
“Fear is the mind-killer,” I tell myself, placing my hands into the Dyson Airblade.
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14 Apr 2024
do enough people know the classic Hanna-Barbera character Snagglepuss to get how funny it would be to hear him say the phrase "lol, lmao even"
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