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John Michael White @johnmichaelw

Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills

Joined October 2009
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John Michael White@johnmichaelw
2 Jul 2018
Footballers who pretend to be more hurt than they are should be forced to visit an 8 year old child who's dressed up as a doctor on the side of the pitch, and only be allowed to come back on when said child is bored of using their toy stethoscope and bandages on them. #WorldCup
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Boing! #WorldCup #GERCUW
John Michael White@johnmichaelw
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This is basically like if Anthony Joshua fought Timmy Mallet. And Timmy wasn't allowed to take Mallet's Mallet into the ring with him. #WorldCup #GERCUW
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This is basically like if Anthony Joshua fought Timmy Mallet. And Timmy wasn't allowed to take Mallet's Mallet into the ring with him. #WorldCup #GERCUW
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I've just checked, the number one trending topic in Curacao is "Where is Curacao?" #WorldCup #GERCUW
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Great game, even better result. Scotland have given themselves a proper chance! #WorldCup #HAISCO
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Whatever this was it got me worried for a second. Can you imagine if Scotland's winning return to the World Cup was overshadowed by aliens making first contact? #WorldCup #HAISCO
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Get in there! And deserved as well, not least because for a load of big buggers who seem like they'd have no problem taking care of themselves if things turned tasty, the Haiti players aren't half easy to shove over #WorldCup #HAISCO
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No pithy jokes for the start of this one, just this - COME ON SCOTLAND! #WorldCup #HAISCO
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John Michael White@johnmichaelw
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Replying to @fifamedia
I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next fella (I don't, they're all fucking ridiculous), but the lad's clearly level. x.com/i/status/2065946543551…

FIFA Media
@fifamedia
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During the Qatar vs. Switzerland match in the San Francisco Bay Area, a brief technical outage prevented the onside animation graphic from being generated ahead of the penalty awarded to Switzerland in the 14th minute. The issue was quickly resolved. The workflow of the VAR was not affected by this issue and followed the normal procedure in checking the on-field decision. The lines used by the VAR to check the position of the relevant players did not show the attacking player to be in an offside position in either of the two situations immediately before the penalty decision.
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Perhaps not the most problematic of the issues surrounding this #WorldCup, but these kick off times really create a dilemma for a chap that likes a refreshing drink while watching the games, but doesn't want to get drunk, or fall asleep, or be any worse the next day #BRAMOR
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I knew it wasn't a good idea for Brazil to play Kurt Russell's character from "The Thing" in goal. The lad's been through a trauma, the last the thing he needs now is to carry the hopes of a nation in a #WorldCup #BRAMOR
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Yeah, I'm starting to think Scotland's game later is "must win". #WorldCup #BRAMOR
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Important clearance for Brazil by Gabriel. Dreams can come true. #WorldCup #BRAMOR
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People in certain sections of America will be doing their nut seeing that Morocco's flag is just a big green pentagram, and that massive ones will be laid on their soil #WorldCup #BRAMOR
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Can't believe it was just three weeks yesterday that @Michaelawhite_x first brought this little adorable tripedal devil into our lives courtesy of the fine people @JerryGreenDogs
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Peggy just woke up from wherever she was dreaming she was, and seemed *very* surprised to see me
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Winnie keeping us safe from any threats that would attack the house from the North. Peggy keeping the comfy spot on the sofa safe from anything that would try and steal the comfy spot on the sofa.
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Danny Baker@prodnose
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I approve of this particular hydration break. We viewers are parched of entertainment, desiccated by the @ITV commentary, dying for a drink.
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Ian Wrightn is officially a national treasure, and should be Sir Ian Wright. And very possibly Prime Minister. What a man ❤️ #WorldCup
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Lots of people are really just at setting out what would be a fantastically popular agenda with widespread public support in the country they wished they were living in. Weirdly often close to their own beliefs.
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John Michael White@johnmichaelw
Jun 13
Replying to @CraigHope_DM @Jack_Gaughan
Crime?!!? In crime riddled America!!?! With their crime rates??!! Who could have seen this coming?!!!!!!!!!???! #WorldCup x.com/i/status/2065593276653…

Craig Hope
@CraigHope_DM
Jun 13
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: England victims of World Cup heist! 🚛 Match boots of top stars STOLEN from van ⚽️ Balls also robbed, leaving only ONE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Staff now scrambling to replace items ⌛️ First Kansas City session Saturday 👇 Full story w/ @Jack_Gaughan dailymail.com/sport/football…
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Why does the BBC's CGI studio have a CGI safety rail preventing people from falling off their CGI balcony into the CGI backdrop? #WorldCup #USAPAR
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John Michael White retweeted
Sophie Edwards@creative_a_r_t
Jun 12
Drawing I have done for the 2026 World Cup. Completed using writing of all the names of the England Team players 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️
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