American, hardware engineer, not a computer
Joined March 2024
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Mar 16
I wonder if she likes younger dudes who have no money
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what is the governments plan to get me a $10k/ month apartment in lower manhattan, with a parking spot for my V8 truck, and an equinox membership ?
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if Scott Weiner posts a Christmas photo with his wife and kids, I will vote for him !!
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the liberal world view cannot accommodate things such as this
A group of ducklings had lost to their mother, so they decided to follow a golden retriever puppy to feel safe
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Jun 17
if you don't have 3 friends that will Swear you are Gay on official company letterhead, do you even have friends ?
Jun 16
Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead
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Jun 16
My bad yall i just was stuck in traffic😹😹😹😹😹
Jun 16
We built a society too good and then 3B people made it their only goal to move here.
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Jun 16
We built a society too good and then 3B people made it their only goal to move here.
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Jun 15
i know this guy who looks hella Southern Italian but is always talking about how he is "Swedish"
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Jun 14
Old head at the wedding told me I gotta go here… what is awaiting me
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Jun 14
I know hes thinkin “damn bitch GET OFF”
Jun 13
dua lipa reading a book ON TOP of callum turner… oh. my. god!!!!!
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