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Joined March 2008
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24 Sep 2025
Woke up from a dream.
But it wasn’t a dream.
It was a message from Jesus. The Lord. Saying people who use X are responsible for every instance of acid reflux.
So many people suffering from heartburn because people use X.
Hey, this is from Jesus. I’m just the messenger.
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12 Mar 2025
Jesus would never post on X.
Jesus is clearly a BS user.
For real, they do.
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22 Feb 2025
This platform
Look, I’ve made it clear
For months
Your account here should only be used to declare X as a shit portal to shit.
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5 Dec 2024
Fuck this platform.
Leave it.
But keep your account to maintain your identify / handle and to occasionally post about X being a platform for fucking dipshits.
It’s terrible.
And it’s owned by a fuckhead.
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30 Nov 2024
My late night rant: this platform sucks.
Until the dipshits that run this remove me, I’m doing only doing shit talk posts about this platform being a shithole here.
You should do the same.
It’s what George Washington would do.
I time traveled. GW said EL is a dipshit.
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24 Nov 2024
The only reason you should post on this platform is to call out this platform being for being a shit zone
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19 Nov 2024
Jesus Christ, Bluesky is such a better space with even a few dozen followers. Threads is working well too.
Why the fuck are you on this platform? It’s fucking so over here.
So. Over.
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15 Nov 2024
Still posting here without mentioning what a pile shit this platform is?
I judge.
The smell of fecal matter is all over your fingers. Who likes that? Nobody.
Well, hang on. Clearly some do.
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13 Nov 2024
Your next post here should be a scathing assessment of ol Twitter.
And example, this is a fucking fuck nothing piece of fuck platform.
See.
Real simple.
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12 Nov 2024
Lots of discussion as to whether Threads or Bluesky is a good fit. Hey, anything other than this shithole is a good fit.
But seriously, is it shithole or shit hole?
I mean it’s a hole of shit either way but dammit I need help when talking shit about this platform.
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8 Nov 2024
For months I’m advocating use of this platform to only be a promotion of something like Threads and of course to reinforce this platform has sucked for a long time. Please, pursue social media whatever anywhere but here.
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5 Nov 2024
Every time you post here not to bash X / Twitter, God kills 1 kitten, 5 golden retrievers, 30,000 goldfish, and gives cancer to 3 of nicest people you know.
I mean if that doesn’t convince you to go to talk shit about Twitter and move to Threads - JFC. You are cold.
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4 Nov 2024
Oh hi.
You are reading this because you are on “Twitter”
Leave this shit hole.
Go to Threads.
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21 Oct 2024
When you post here on X and call it Twitter you are in denial.
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12 Oct 2024
It’s the weekend.
My opportunity to remind you to move your big time participation to Threads.
X is a shithole.
Please RT.
And remember every time you choose to post on X instead of Threads, God kills a kitten while burning a puppy.
Yeah, that’s how much God hates X.
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John Pemble retweeted
19 Sep 2024
This is not an easy thing for me to do, but I'm going to be honest here...
ko-fi.com/twinflicks
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