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jojubs @jojubs
Joined August 2010
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jojubs @jojubs
18 Sep 2015
You'll be hard pressed to find another captain of industry who's having a working lunch like this.
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jojubs @jojubs
Jun 15
The partnership of Ryanair and Stansted Airport is up there with Fred and Rose.
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Jun 13
Not sure Tom Jones was the best to play Max Cady in this Cape Fear reboot.
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Jun 12
Can’t see the SpaceX bubble bursting at all. In other news, I have some lovely snake oil up for grabs. Send me all your money, can’t lose.
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Jun 8
I’ve had to do a World Cup thing in work, predict the scores of every game. Organised by HR (American) & I’m new so I have no choice. Chat dealt with that nonsense.
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Jun 7
World Cup? Not arsed.
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Jun 4
The Rimming Flush Gordon is on Question Time? #bbcqt
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Jun 3
New forearm tat. Looks a bit bumpy due to second skin dressing.
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Jun 1
A 99% reduction in office gossip?
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May 29
My boy has told me he’s getting a tattoo after always being convinced he’ll never have one. What’s he having? This’ll give you an idea.
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jojubs @jojubs
May 26
These two.
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David Gold @davidgold
27 Feb 2012
@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg
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Oh fck offffff
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jojubs @jojubs
May 24
Moyes out?
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May 24
Imagine if West Ham do stay up though. IMAGINE IT!
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May 23
Love the European Lidl experience.
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May 23
On holiday in the sun & just downloaded this. Perfect.
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May 22
1. The Damned 2. UK Subs 3. the Exploited 4. Angelic Upstarts 5. Dr Feelgood 6. Desmond Dekker 7. Run DMC 8. Peter & the Test Tube Babies 9. Cast 10. Val Doonican
Geoducker @Thriceforlife
May 21
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live 1. Thrice 2. Aerosmith 3. The Prayer Chain 4. Michael W. Smith 5. Limp Bizkit 6. Finch 7. Five Iron Frenzy 8. Slipknot 9. Rich Mullins 10. Pearl Jam
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jojubs @jojubs
May 19
Couldn’t give a flying monkey about the top of the table, never have, never will.
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May 18
I am on holiday in a couple of days and as such I must bathe in Veet.
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jojubs @jojubs
May 16
Not sure I’m that arsed with #Eurovisión this year. It’s not the escape from all the shite in the world it was.
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