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Imagine these Japanese twinks beating you to a header๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Gvardiol rejected their ass๐๐๐๐
๐จ๐ฃ JUST IN: Real Madrid signed Marc Cucurella after they were informed that Josko Gvardiol is set to RENEW at Manchester City. @elmundoes
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Unfortunately everyone in this pic looks retarded compared to the gigachad that is anderson
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The entire timeline told me this would be a classic
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I need to see Lamine and Messi play football urgently man. None of these players move me.
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Eyes on Tuesday ๐ณ๐ด
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Banning GCSE students from youtube is fucking insane
๐จ NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps
TikTok
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He saw the pl new hair rule and dipped๐ญ
๐จ๐ฃ EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too โ heโs the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. โช๏ธ๐ช๐ธ
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Is this the most hatewatchable backline oat?
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"I don't chase records, they chase me" says hello
Might be the worst dribble ratio in world cup history ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Don't run this silly narrative even as a joke
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I spent a good portion of my life comparing Homelando to this enigmaโฆ
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His new followers will get the shock of the century when he goes back to tweeting Al Nassr after the World Cup lol
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