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Jon Ashley @jonashley87

Mancunian American, Pastor’s spouse, Dad, @ManCity obsessive, and @thecityramble contributor (He/Him)

Joined January 2009
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Re: City’s disallowed goal: If Haaland and Szoboszlai commit their fouls simultaneously, the officials would say it’s “six of one, half a dozen of the other” as they do at most set pieces. The goal is effectively disallowed because EH doesn’t foul DS soon enough…
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Jon Ashley@jonashley87
27 Dec 2025
Utterly baffling refereeing performance from Rob Jones.
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Two day old Jesus stays on his feet better than this fella.
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Dias got booked for dissent but no action on Anderson for pushing the ref?
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Lars Sivertsen
@larssivertsen
30 Aug 2025
It remains a problem with the laws of the game that any foul/handball inside the box, no matter how innocuous, has to be an 80% chance of a goal to the opposition. In a low-scoring game it's just nonsensical.
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Remember when City got a corner on the stroke of half-time at Wolves and the ref blew before they could take it? The consistency of PGMOL’s inconsistency is maddening.
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Obviously not in terms of stature, but stylistically Reijnders gives me Yaya vibes.
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Lesson learned. Just stick to hot takes.
The City Ramble@TheCityRamble
15 Aug 2024
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Even if he did accidentally touch the ball twice, Alvarez's penalty being the one that was "illegal" in a shootout in which other players gamed the laws of the game to breaking point with stuttered run-ups is really silly.
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Uzbekenbauer ✅
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Portman Road and Stamford Bridge have precisely the same camera angle.
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City Twitter: I have a last-minute trip to London next week and am trying to get a ticket for Brentford away. If you have a spare, please follow and DM. My last away was Spurs 1-5 City in 2014 so I’m on a good run of form 😉.
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Pod when we’re winning, I only pod when we’re winning.
The City Ramble@TheCityRamble
31 Dec 2024
🤩𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧🤩 @AmosMurphy_, @jonashley87 and @alex_brotherton are back on the mics to review City's win (YES WIN) against Leicester, plus what it means for the long-term Listen now! 🎧➡️ thecityramble.co.uk/listenci…
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Pep’s City have drawn 1-1 at home to Everton four times in the Premier League…
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Dozens of energetic, brilliantly-coached academy players in perfect health on the bench. Pep seeing me - 37, arthritic ankle - in the crowd.
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Cannot wait for City to be exonerated in court and then get relegated anyway.
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Always watermark your work, folks 🤦‍♂️
Jon Ashley@jonashley87
13 Nov 2024
David Coote has definitely crossed the line now. Confirmed by VAR.
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David Coote has definitely crossed the line now. Confirmed by VAR.
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If you think the ~30k supporters at Maine Road in Division 2 were never critical, I’m afraid I have to disillusion you.
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