Dad, Husband, Germanist @BrownUniversity
Joined March 2010
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big if true
there are full professors in this place who read nothing but cereal boxes.
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it would save us all from a whole lot of trouble if more people just recognized this fact
academics are completely ordinary people in every possible way
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schland
Bild oder es ist nicht passiert
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i saw a sign while driving that said it costs nothing to be kind, which really offended me as a member of the hater community
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perfect discourse for me and of course i’m already blocked
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I just realized the real problem is class
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Jun 12
Wife: I’m basically a single mom, but there’s a man who lives in my house.
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Jun 11
me: i’ll go read my homework
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Jun 11
i want everyone to know that i will not allow sportsball to interfere with my very important intellectual work
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Jun 10
If a European discovers America but doesn’t post about it on social media, did it really happen?
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Jun 10
Freud would’ve had a field day with this
Jun 10
German men are very gay coded, especially when they speak English.
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Jun 10
A point of clarification. I only read footnotes. Why would I care what other scholars think? I know scholars. We’re imbeciles. I only care about what sources other scholars have found.
you read footnotes?
Wow
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Jun 10
America needs to start sucking more or else these Europeans will never leave.
Jun 10
This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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you and i live on very different twitters
dude, this is the first time I’ve seen another soul here Mention treaty of Westphalia 😧
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the great thing about being a millennial is that you’re allowed to be normal
Why do 40 year old Millennials still think they're 25 and have their whole lives ahead of them?
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