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Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
Joined October 2011
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Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
@EsteNigga Is this уour рhotо?
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Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
#ListOfTurnOns
hugging, cuddling > kissing > lip biting > hand guiding > a little aggression > grabbing > moans.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
The amazing car im driving to prom in my last tweet <<<<<
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. . .
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
@EsteElDanno It's уou оn photo?
crazyking.narod.ru/#EsteElDa…
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
Summer (noun): The season where you never know what day it is.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
*Walking in the mall* *Hot guy passes by* *You look at your friend* "I KNOOOOW!"
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
*Home alone* Expectation: Partyyyyy Reality: Peeing with the door open...
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
Kind of rude for Obama to keep interrupting that reporter in the Rose Garden. Let him finish the question!
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
Ever had a dream about someone, snake, accident, train, kills or murder? What each type of dream means? See here:->
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
There's something about your face...that makes my fist so attracted to it. . .
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
I hate looking down every grocery aisle for my mom.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
That WTF face you make when everyone in your class talk these things about sex -
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
I want Jimmy Neutron's Brain, Phineas & Ferb's Summer, and Timmy Turner's Goldfish.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
”Nobody listens to me.” – Yellow Traffic Ligh
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
That awkward moment when you walk the wrong way so you pat your pockets and act like you forgot something.
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
#teamandroid
. Might as well throw your android away if you don't have these apps in my last tweet :)
Jonathan Ortman
@jonathanortman
26 Jul 2012
@Kearstie_42 It's about you?
drugbiz.narod2.ru
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