PSU Turf guy hacking at golf balls like they owe me money. Chasing pars, beers and the dream of a hole-in-one. #getoffmylawn #Play9 Podcast: Fresher Cut Grass

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Home Is Where The Start Is.
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Channel surfing last night. Found @FlingGolf we are getting crazy people. #getoffmylawn
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If she didn’t have money no man on this earth would find her sexually attractive

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Congrats to the varsity baseball team on their 4-2 victory over Owen J Roberts in the state semifinals⚾️⚾️ On to the state championship game this Thursday in State College against Neshaminy⚾️⚾️
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I come here for this.
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"Be on time" isn't one of Pete Carroll's rules. "Be early" is. He won a Super Bowl with 3 rules total. Rule 1: Protect the team. Not the slogan. The mindfulness. It's pulling a teammate out of a fight. It's not hitting the guy late in practice. It's the call you make when nobody's watching. Rule 2: No whining, no complaining, no excuses. Stolen from Coach Wooden The point isn't to be upbeat. The point is your self-talk runs the show. Words come first. Behavior follows. Rule 3: Be early. Not on time. Early. You can't be early by luck. You thought about it the night before. You set the alarm. You knew the commitment. Being early is a sign of respect you can see. 3 rules to run an NFL locker room. Most teams have 12 values nobody can recite.
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Varsity Baseball picks up the quarterfinal win in the state tournament with a 3-2 victory over Chambersburg⚾️⚾️Stefaniak picks up the win on the mound striking out 9 & Clement collects the walk off hit to win it⚾️⚾️
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Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.
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Turf Type TF under Primo is so good. #getoffmylawn
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Any thoughts on which Steve? #getoffmylawn
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Congrats to our varsity baseball team on winning the WPIAL championship🥇🥇
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Just throw it down boys, it’ll grow #getoffmylawn utility company went a little crazy
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Hoping one day to be a contestant on a game show. Leaning Price Is Right or Press Your Luck. Thoughts? #getoffmylawn
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Leslie’s story is awesome. High school catcher from Butler who pitched at a showcase and got a spot at D3 Grove City College. Became an All-American there, and just threw 150 pitches in 2 games in the ACC tournament. @Pitt_BASE romanticism: increasing #H2P

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I don’t like raisins #getoffmylawn
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Congrats to the varsity baseball team on their 9-3 WPIAL semi-final win over Norwin⚾️⚾️Good luck in the championship game next week⚾️⚾️⚾️
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Hacky Sack is back. Walked up on a group of randoms last weekend. I still got it. They called me the OG. #getoffmylawn
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When the weather cracks, driveway beers just taste better #getoffmylawn
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES. ICE has just announced a jaw-dropping fraud bust, saying 10,000 FOREIGN students are involved in the federal government's Optional Practical Training There are EMPTY BUILDINGS where HUNDREDS of students should be "working" as part of their ability to be in America — run by foreign-linked groups that send money out of the country! Locked doors, hundreds of students sharing the SAME ADDRESS, and "employers" sharing the same unleased addresses There is a widespread "phantom employee" fraud going on. This is insane. Many of the so-called "employers" have major red flags, such as facing lawsuits, no employment records, offshore payroll claims, and suspicious INTERNATIONAL MONEY flows "HSI agents have visited problematic OPT employer work sites in Virginia, Texas, Georgia, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, North Carolina, and Florida." "Foreign students themselves are entering false addresses and employer names into the student and exchange visitor information system." "But we are uncovering evidence of organized fraud that spans national and international borders. This is not accidental. It is deliberate, coordinated, and criminal." "To give you an example, one employer we visited claimed to employ only three foreign students through OPT, while our records show over 500 foreign students claiming to work there." "The company's representatives were unable to answer basic questions about the business and deferred HR managers in India." "OPT employers are required to directly train foreign students, but we've seen multiple examples of alleged employers claiming that all management is overseas in India." "We've also discovered multiple state networks which are large networks of alleged employers claiming to train thousands of foreign students in OPT, then farming them out to unreported third party employers, making oversight nearly impossible and raising serious national security issues."
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Amen.
Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.
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