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Jon Morter  @JonMorter

▪️ Christmas No.1 - @RATM @JFT96Xmas⁣ ⁣⁣⁣⁣▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ▪️ Used to be verified here on Twitter 😂 ▪️ @jonmorter.com on bsky 🦋

Joined March 2009
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Jon Morter @JonMorter
Mar 17
Just to let you know that all posts you see here on this cesspit are just automated reposts from elsewhere such as 👥FB or 🦋Blue$ky. Come find me there and I’ll buy you a virtual ice cream.
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Nippon! Nippon! Nippon! 🇯🇵 The Japanese fans have pretty much burned that song into my psyche, do they ever stop singing it? #worldcup
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My Top 4 kits from this year's World Cup: • Mexico [home] • Norway [home] • Japan [away] • DR Congo [home]
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I’ve just shaken hands with Sir Tim Berners-Lee I feel like I’ve just won the internet
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Tandy
@LFC_Tandy
May 30
Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

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Arsenal
@Arsenal
May 30
We miss our final penalty. PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅ Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌
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Sir Kenny Dalglish@kennethdalglish
Apr 15
Never forgotten. Remembering the 97 and all those affected by the Hillsborough disaster on the 37th anniversary. You are in our thoughts today and always. You'll Never Walk Alone. ♥️ From Kenny, Marina, Kelly, Paul, Lynsey and Lauren.
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#NowPlaying 🎵 Getdown Services, Audiotree ▶️ 'Dog Dribble - Audiotree Live Version' 📀 open.spotify.com/track/2q8dk…
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Just catching up on Parliament and watching open-mouthed at Kemi Badenoch's 'performance' My god, no wonder the Conservatives are hemorrhaging voters at a rate of knots. Are you Tories not embarrassed? (or more embarrassed than usual). Isn't Truss supposed to be the crazy one?
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Is it just me or does the Wigan Athletic badge look like a skull when you squint your eyes?
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Jesus wept Facebook! seriously?!!
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I would like to unreservedly apologise for my part (and my family’s part) in helping get the nightmare that is Robert #Jenrick elected in the 2014 #Newark by election.
Larry the Cat
@Number10cat
Jan 15
Replying to @KemiBadenoch
Who could have guessed that Honest Bob couldn't be trusted? Obviously can't be Reform he's off to as Farage has made his opinion on him clear...
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May I gently remind our government that we helped them get a huge majority in Parliament, so please can you actually ACT like you have a huge majority. Thanks.
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Oh hang on a minute Nads, you're now saying it's ok to change your mind?
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I took this photo exactly 10 years ago - the day Bowie died
A woman with a Ziggy Stardust David Bowie tattoo on her back stands in front of the David Bowie mural in Brixton on the day he died in 2016

ALT A woman with a Ziggy Stardust David Bowie tattoo on her back stands in front of the David Bowie mural in Brixton on the day he died in 2016
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Christmas Eve... Channel 4... The Snowman... it's that time of year once again
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There's some brilliant shopper rage out there today, especially parking space gricing which is one of my favourite yuletide activities
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Great to chat to BBC Radio this morning about the annual Christmas No.1 race! #XmasNo1
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Shiiine On
@ShiiineOn_
18 Dec 2025
SHiiiNE ON Album Of The Year 2025 As voted for by you.. 🎶🎶 THE FINAL 👑 @thecharlatans @mrjimBob @TheFarm_ @welovepulp
15% The Charlatans We are Lv
20% Jim Bob Automatic
21% PULP More
44% The Farm Let The Music
526 votes • Final results
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It's good to see that today the Americans have learnt in what order to write down the date
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