Voiceoverperson. Podcaster @failingwriters. Avid reader and wannabe writer of future important literary classics despite not writing enough to achieve that goal

Joined October 2011
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No need to drown in overwhelm at the billionty writing competitions and submission ops out there. Every month we'll be publishing a curated list of our 5 top faves to get your writing cogs a-whirring. writershq.co.uk/5-competitio…
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The Beast is BACK. I’m feeling teary. Behold the literally GOLDEN cover from evil geniuses @IsabelleFollath & @hamdesign. On 26 Sep, meet your maker in The Beast & the Bethany: The Final Feast. Robot ravens, snazzy trousers, & Bethany’s PARENTS. Pre-order & run for your life.
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Hi. Big news today writertrons. Big news. We are going to write our way to utopia ✊ writershq.co.uk/events/the-w…
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Dear @failingwriters Can you please refrain from publishing yet another hilarious and informative episode of your pod when you know full well that we are all battling end of the month deadlines. Yours faithfully L.O. Draft Agony failingwriterspodcast.com/ep…
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Still time to get tix for this (not-for-kids) event at the North London Book Festival. I'll be chatting to the wonderful Robin Ince about all things writing, creativity, AI and a blue whale with a tiny appendage. alexandrapalace.com/whats-on…
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🚨 It's WIN Street! COMPETITION Lane! PRIZE Alley! Tell me the best #lie you have ever told or been told! My mate told me his dad invented the Sprite logo. He was a plumber. We'll pick five winners by 10am Friday to get an early, proof copy of my new book! #SomebodyToldMe -->
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28 Feb 2024
#Teachers ASSEMBLE! 🦸🏼‍♂️🦸🏾‍♀️🦸🏽
#EnglishTeachers ! We’re searching for school age writers! Diverse backgrounds welcome. If you’ve read some alarmingly good poetry / stories / flash from any GCSE / A Levellers, pls get in touch. Let’s showcase some future talent! (dont cair if their SPAG in’t orl that) More 👇
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This, right here, is worth a butcher’s 👀
What's coming up at WHQ this week? The Write A Short Story Festival starts! Come write a short story with us and deep dive into the craft of small words with big impact. Yayyyy. Register for your fave events here >> writershq.co.uk/events/the-w…
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22 Dec 2023
I am very excited to say that Echoes: Entanglement #1 is coming very, very soon! #200WordsADay #scifibooks #kindle philoddy.com/2023/12/21/echo…
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I play me and make a fairly convincing Andy Stanton. @MrNishKumar plays ChatGPT with mercurial brilliance.
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.@WFHowes has signed the audio edition of Benny the Blue Whale: A Descent into Story, Language and the Madness of ChatGPT, narrated by author @AndyStanton15 and comedian @MrNishKumar bookbrunch.co.uk/page/articl… (£)
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3 Nov 2023
A completely nuts, but fascinating read, likely to make anyone trying to read next to you in bed say, “please can you stop giggling? It’s annoying.”
Out today 🖥️🥸✍️🐳🍆
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31 Oct 2023
Get yo spook on!
It’s ghost story time! Let’s figure out how to write the greatest #ghoststory EVER, with master-spooksman @stevevolkwriter and Ciaran O’Keeffe…
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26 Sep 2023
Go go go!
There's still time to enter our flash fiction comp sponsored by @ScrivenerApp Just write something amazing that judge @kathyhoyle1 loves & you could win £500!! Listen to S3 Ep14 for all the details... find it on our website - AND GET WRITING!!! #WritingCommunity #shortstories

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Wow. Following last episode, if you want a continuation lesson in writing #flashfiction, get yourself a copy of this… Astonishing writing, @kathyhoyle1 🤯👏 amazon.co.uk/Chasing-Dragon-…
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#Poets! Deadline’s nearly up to send us a water themed #poem (clouds/tears/rivers/sweat/sea/rain/rising damp?) Midday Monday 4th Sept. Make a splash on our podcast! Send poem and a bit about you & your #poetry to: failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com And we’ll BIG YOU UP!

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26 Jul 2023
👀 Poem people:
Calling all #poets We’re planning a POETRY BONANZA episode for @poetrydayuk Oct 5th. And we’d love to include YOU! We need poems on the (loose) theme of WATER. Send your lovely, moist poem either in text or voice memo form before September, to failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com
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Today marks 7 years since a fatal day in our nation’s history. Recently, I moved to Chard - a small market town in rural Somerset. As today is the anniversary of the referendum, I’m going to highlight 7 ways the European Union has contributed to this town of 13,000 🧵[1/9]
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UPDATE! Hear Louise's story here - followed on Monday by a fantastic chat with Joanna Frank, who sold Louise's first book for a lovely, great big wad of dosh. Hurrah. 😀 failingwriterspodcast.com/ep…
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11 Jun 2023
Trained the dogs to do my hairy initials.
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12 Jun 2023
Shit spellers
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