Joined November 2019
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30 Mar 2023
"They think it's easy to do 10 or 15 minutes (of stand-up) about your boring company. I don't know anyone here, I don't know how it works". Hey @DavidSpade: outsource me to write you some jokes they'll appreciate. I'll make you shine like the cubic zirconia that you are.
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Jon Selig retweeted
"I don't often reply unless I can tell the email is full-send custom, followed by quick punchy content." - CRO (co valued @ $800m) This quote was left in my comments. The part to focus on... "I can tell the email is full-send custom" This is your buyer's mental spam filter.
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17 Feb 2023
A #growthhack, y'all. I do live to give.
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9 Jan 2023
Loads of SDRs used tp engage with my #linkedin content. Since the algo change, only fellow middle-agers do, reach has plummeted, while useless posts (selfies, motivation) crush. Middle-aged connections say they're experiencing the same. Does Linkedin's algo have an age-bias?
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19 Nov 2022
Anyone else’s LinkedIn app not working up to snuff? My messages hang after they’re sent, names of people who liked my post are displayed vertically, and it crashes a lot. Help!
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17 Nov 2022
LinkedIn’s down. This is my methadone.
28 Oct 2022
This is probably the most anyone’s ever spent to stage a dad joke.
26 Oct 2022
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!
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24 Oct 2022
Anyone else having trouble accessing Linkedin or has an entire platform finally taken action against my jokes?
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8 Sep 2022
The only thing colder than your outreach... ...is the shoulder your prospects give it. Which is why I've created a fast, simple, affordable self-paced course for anyone doeing cold outreach. Link threaded in tweet below. #coldcalling #prospecting #salesdevelopment
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5 Sep 2022
Listen, I'll be at SaaStr, where you can book me for a braindate where I help you write a joke - that gets prospects' attention. Help me, help you. @SaaStrAnnual saastrannual.braindate.com/t… #braindate #SaastrAnnual
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12 Aug 2022
Referrals are a simple way to generate pipeline. SO...who can intro me to their CRO?
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11 Aug 2022
You said or wrote something funny to a prospect which was relevant - but their reception can also become their perception (should I trademark that?). bit.ly/3PwvYkp #Sales #sellingcontent

3 Aug 2022
What are the most boring categories/types of companies within tech? What sort of tech would you NOT want to sell because you couldn't see yourself having discussions with prospects about the subject matter. #sales #selling
8 Jul 2022
My cellular provider is down today, but have a different supplier for internet. I haven't been this confined to my home since March 2020. #rogersoutage #rogersdown
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