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Joined February 2009
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15 Sep 2025
I’ve been a fan of @CowboyJamboree’s work/aesthetic/whole dang deal for a long time, so I’m excited as all get-out to reveal the cover of my upcoming short story collection, dropping 11/18/25
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Right as I turned on the Sidetalk livestream I saw a guy in a Knicks jersey running around with a live boa constrictor
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I have a book coming out! COZY will drop later this year from the awesome folks at @CowboyJamboree. Centered around the deaths of my parents, it’s an exploration of how grief and discomfort intertwine and push us forward. More soon. 🖤
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Jun 12
See, this is why I’m trying to arrange an AWP reading here. The cost performance of those steaks is second to none
W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ 宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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Jun 12
having lots of fun calling the World Cup the Earth Goblet
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Jun 11
new li’l chap of poems from me available to order at the link below share.google/OD7Yw1iZdRkZ5qy…
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Jun 11
My Spurs-loving family must never know about this but BING BONG
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‘how i learned to undo this time bomb’ by aniket sanyal burialmagazine.neocities.org…
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Oh sick our full interview from earlier today on New Haven Local 8 is up now! Check out @augstone and I explain the words behind our recent works! Rainbow Road drops in 15 days! Its all lead to this youtu.be/Sz5uDv8qawE?si=NT8y…
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Jun 11
San Antonio must counter with the mariachi band from Mi Tierra Cafe y Panaderia
Wu-Tang Clan will perform at Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals Game 4 halftime show trib.al/Us0XkNT
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Just wrapped up our @WTNH News 8 feature. Thanks so much for having @augstone and I and featuring our books! Ill post the clip when I get it! RAINBOW ROAD CT release show 7/3 at Best Video in Hamden!
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Took the van in for service before the summer road trip. New plugs, new ignition coil, new intake and valve cover gaskets…anyway, if y’all bought like a thousand copies of my book, that should cover it 💀💀💀: a.co/d/01gFwg0U
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Jun 10
Instant, no-brainer preorder
I'm super excited to share the cover of my story collection After Last Call, coming out next April from Malarkey Books. And thanks to David Wojciechowski for the amazing work he did designing the cover 💙 Pre-order link: malarkeybooks.com/store/afte…
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Last four reads Paradox by Kate Colby @EssayPress The Practice of the Wild by Gary Snider This World Will Never Run Out of Strangers by @jonwaddy @CowboyJamboree North Sun by Ethan Rutherford at @DeepVellum
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Ed Atkins, Flower
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Jun 8
Finally made the pilgrimage
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One of my main goals in life is to one day take in a matinee at this absolutely busted dollar theater in Garland, Texas that has only been showing the Kristen Stewart movie SPENCER non stop for the last three years
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Stoked to have a new micro in one of the best journals doing it today. @bruisermag 🔗 below!
Brenda’s son is a staircase. He was not born this way. BRENDA’S SON by @sarpsozdinler
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