30 something lesbian here to yell about women and assorted shenanigans
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29 Sep 2025
💕 these are the moments that make life worth living 💕
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this is probably the unprocessed grief talking but i feel like i need a week to just be alone and stare at the wall. like a home appliance that needs to be unplugged for half an hour to reset it bc it’s not working right.
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from sweating your ass off at a funeral and tornado sirens at night to drinking on the patio in chill summer vibe 24 hours later. just another summer in kansas i suppose
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Jun 13
that post funeral decompression time where you’re just like………..well now what
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Jun 13
i would wake up to a giant stye on my eyelid the morning of my grandmother’s funeral like yeah why not let’s just add this to the pile
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Jun 12
getting cross faded and thinking about how neither of my siblings remember/met their great grandmothers like me
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Jun 11
it’s been a very trying week and this weekend will be worse. i thought, fuck it, order food you’ve been craving. sadly for me it’s been sushi, so even though it’s hot as balls i said fuck it! treat yourself! it’ll be fine! but now my delivery driver is brand new and i’m scared!!!
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Jun 11
they’ve done precisely 20 deliveries so far and the profile pic looks like miss trunchbull from matilda. please god let trunchbull’s AC be good and her driving FAST bc i tipped soooo good (i mean always, but extra tonight due to the heat) and i deserve this tbh
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Jun 11
this week has truly been absolute hell on earth. worst pride month i’ve had since i first came out and went to LA pride and a bunch of elder lesbians told me i was a lesbian bc i hadn’t fucked a woman yet.
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Jun 11
*wasn’t a lesbian. ANYWAY!!!! hard to experience queer joy when the universe stays beating your ass!!! AND IT IS 90000 MILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE ON TOP OF IT ALL christ
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Jun 11
miss pretty face pretty smile pretty everything
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Jun 10
apparently my day off for bereavement made it onto the office calendar so a bunch of people came up to me this morning to say sorry for your loss and i’m like nooooooope do not acknowledge it!!! thanks but no thanks everyone!
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Jun 10
self harming by way of purposefully only getting 5-6 hours of sleep every night when my brain and body need 8 at minimum, 10 if we actually want to feel good and function. every night i add a x10 multiplier to my disabilities. might shoot for only 4 hours tonight, fuck it!
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Jun 9
and if i said fuck it and booked a trip to wdw for my birthday in 2 months what then
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Jun 9
on top of this week already being absolute shit dealing with a death in the family, every client and customer i’ve dealt with so far at work has also been particularly rude, stupid, or annoying despite me being SO. nice. and i just wanna yell MY GRANDMA JUST DIED at them like UGH
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