Moved to Mastodon! @joshdotc@toot.cat Programmer (real-time data analysis, networking), tech tinkerer Technical advisor at @MemeInsider

Joined December 2019
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After a brief look at @nextjs, I’ve got to say, not particularly impressed A few truly novel ideas in there, but the general philosophy of β€œunlike Gatsby, you get to roll your own data sourcing” is… not a selling point
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i think the most important part of mathematics is the idea that the rules are arbitrary, a concept that modern math education spectacularly fails to convey
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Project manager has these sessions where they discuss with the team about their workload and decide how to divvy out tasks But he calls it a β€œgrooming session” and… my god how do I tell him nicely how terrible of a term that is
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Lord help me, I’ve reached the β€œI should build my own CMS” stage of my computer science career
I need a static site generator for my blog and I’m getting progressively pickier with it, I’m not impressed with anything so far If anyone has suggestions, please nudge me in the right direction
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I guess what I’m looking for is: - not JS based, no client-side JS - not coupled to Git, hate the idea of β€œcommitting” blog posts - supports data sourcing (e.g. CMS or database at build time) Everything I’ve found so far has only 2/3 of these, please help my family is dying
Ah yes, the Jane Austen strategy
Actually, fanfiction isn’t about writing pornography. It’s about writing the longest and worst run-on sentence you can come up with.
I googled "pop rocks" and I guess Google decided to mess with me
I don't just want an edit button, I want MANDATORY edits You have to change your tweet every hour or it self destructs
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Some of us have been watching the exact same cycle play out since 90s-era IRC chat room days
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My capstone project was... a peer-to-peer password manager. It ended up being very experimental, but before I continue working on it, does the concept of a "peer-to-peer password database" even sound useful? #programming
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Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
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QuΓ©bΓ©cois aren’t born, they emerge out of the poutine gravy pits
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If you are ever tempted to ask an academic "Have you ever considered the possibility that the foundation upon which your field is built could be wrong?" the answer is yes, hourly.
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.@zkat__ can't help but notice there's no C/C implementation of KDL yet. Is that just because it hasn't been implemented yet, or is there some general pushback against the C of it all that I missed?