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Nowadays? I'm retired. -- A little bit of cultural work here. A few donations there. Every now and then... I take the cars out for a jog.
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chat, let's talk... 🇦🇱🇺🇸 I think the project in Albania failed. — Culturally, the country is a steroid. Genetically, we can agree... they're crazy. — Financially? They get rich, idk how tbh. But...somehow... The money goes back to Albania. — My point is. The investment will fail. The investors need, a graceful exit. — We have to build this part of our culture. These people spent millions on us.. The least we can do, is save face. — More investment will come back. And Albania will continue to thrive. God bless you all.
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Here's the thing about Albania. This country ends wars 🇦🇱 — The work going on there, Will have to settle. — It's not sustainable for the world, To give its attention to a small nation.
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Gm 😎🥳🎉🇺🇸🦅
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TiL: We have the best stadiums in the world
For a country that treats the sport as an afterthought, it's actually incredible how the USA has pulled off the FIFA world cup so far
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babe wake up we’re so back
man once I get healthy it’s so over for you guys
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America: Broken Roads Also America: Product Launch Easter Eggs
Trump posted a video of a Delta Force training session a few months back and nobody realized the replica they were training on was Maduro's location. The man was literally dropping spoilers in plain sight.
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The video shows a public U.S. Army capabilities demonstration at Fort Bragg on June 11, 2025, attended by President Trump, not Delta Force training on a replica of Maduro's location. factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.89… dvidshub.net/video/991789/p… x.com/MargoMartin47/…
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The Japanese have arrived in Texas… "TEXAS IS GOOD. EVERYTHING IS BIG." Our greatest ally, and it isn’t close. 🤝

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Did you refresh your psyche anon?
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America has two timelines. And then Fable 5
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The Patriots are in charge
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Do you guys think @wisprflow thinks I am a freak of nature?
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If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.
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"mom, how did we get so poor?" "well, honey, your dad tried to steal from the Albanians"
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Non-Albanians surprised we're protesting, mf's don't know we fought empires to defend our lands
BREAKING: The Albanian people could CHASE Jared Kushner out of Albania Thousands Just asked ‘Kushner To Leave Albania’
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hey @grok can I publish a for profit book, but it's just all the Epstein emails? — I want to make maximum money
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Pov: You have healthy hormones
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IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA 🇺🇸
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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One time I asked if Edi Rama could wear a suit. And now he's getting kicked out. Wise lesson in that
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How that 2 week talking stage felt before getting ghosted
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