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23 Nov 2025
Holy shit I got a little teary eyed reading this. Couldn't have said it better if I tried.
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"The problem with Trump is how he keeps proving his critics, who deserve to be wrong, right"
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Jun 13
Landon Donovan going to have a lot of conflicting feelings when the US plays Turkey. 🔌
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Jun 12
Is the Giuliani failson a fat @AlexiLalas
Last night, we received a message of support from POTUS ahead of our World Cup journey.
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Jun 12
So let me get this straight.
The corrupt, impeached and criminally-indicted Texas Attorney General is vouching for the integrity of the Texas Tech football program.
Maybe they should find a better character witness.
Jun 11
The Texas Attorney General sent a formal letter to the Big 12 today alerting the conference that Texas Tech would take action against any league sanction.
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Jun 11
When I was 17, I raised my hand to serve. The Army saved my life — I found my purpose on this Earth and the direction I needed.
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Jun 11
THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED
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Jun 10
ah yes, "journalism"
Jun 10
NEW w/@danarubinstein: Mayor Mamdani paid roughly $1,000 for a standing-room-only ticket to Game 3 of the N.B.A. finals.
The mayor was able buy from a pool of house seats, reserved by MSG for VIPs and the well-connected and not available to regular fans nytimes.com/2026/06/10/nyreg…
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Jun 10
thoughts and prayers
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Jun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Jun 8
Did Speaker Johnson think something was wrong in 2022 when it took weeks to count the California ballots - resulting in Republicans winning several tight House races?
Speaker Johnson, like Trump, sowing doubts on CA results.
I asked him about any evidence to back up their claims
“Some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it is impossible to prove,” he said. “But think everybody knows instinctively something is wrong here.”
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Jun 7
"I wish the ticket prices weren't as crazy as they are. A lot of people who have been waiting for this moment for a very long time unfortunately aren't able to get into the building. $7K, $8K is ridiculous."
Josh Hart on the ticket prices for Game 3 of the NBA Finals at MSG:
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This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.
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Jun 7
James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell
Fans will be prohibited from hosting watch parties outside Madison Square Garden or bringing bags into the venue during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, as MSG, the U.S. Secret Service and New York Police ramp up security measures with President Donald Trump planning to attend the game Monday night.
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Jun 6
“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become
"No one is going to trust this outcome if Steve Hilton and Spencer Pratt are eliminated from the general election."
Megyn rips California for their third-world election process.
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Jun 5
Feeling pretty great about this 82-0 without the Wilt Infinity Stone
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Jun 4
I think college sports needs reform. But the new Senate college sports bill is not the way to fix it. It creates two different systems - one for athletes that limits and micromanages their compensation; and another with no limits for coaches, ADS and sports industry execs.
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Jun 4
softer than jello
Jun 4
New “face of the NBA” Victor Wembanyama kept his arms crossed during the entire National Anthem ahead of the NBA Finals.
Community note
For context, it is helpful to know that Wemby is French, not American.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_We…
The United States Flag Code specifically outlines that “Citizens of other countries present should stand at attention.”, which Wemby is doing.
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req…
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Jun 4
politicians are gonna be trustworthy now!
TMZ obtained video of the incident from CODEPINK, where Rep. Luna says a protester assaulted her.
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Jun 1
an absolute farce. this is what you get when you cowtow to Trump.
Jun 1
NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.
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