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Mar 4
After years of successfully avoiding tailwind, I finally landed at a startup that uses it. And it's exactly what I thought it would be:
Over-engineered, unmaintainable, fucking garbage, jumping through hoops because you just couldn't bring yourself to write and learn CSS
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Mar 4
der I don't know CSS
der imma write my styles in javascript and map them to tailwind javascript and import them through my butthole at runtime
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Feb 28
it's cute how we assassinate world leaders on saturday so the stock market doesn't crash
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Feb 21
you gotta be fucking kidding me
who's doing design at @RobinhoodApp - the fucking head of marketing?
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Feb 7
marky mark trying to sell religion on TV is all you need to know about religion
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30 Dec 2025
reasons i'm done with @CoinMarketCap
1. they just toss their CMC down to fuck at the top of the list
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20 Nov 2025
nothing says we're the best design tool and not dying like PLEASE COME TO OUR CONF
#figma is dead
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1 Nov 2025
we need a separation of church and sports. your fake god has nothing to do with your ability to throw a football
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14 Oct 2025
til that people think figma make is the only AI tool
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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11 Oct 2025
To those introduced to Perfume Genius via the ChatGPT commercial: welcome
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8 Oct 2025
Funny how the only recruiters who’ve ghosted me after a call are also the ones who want to connect on LinkedIn
Because of course
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2 Oct 2025
The only way to make real money with meme coins is to:
1. Be early with size and extremely lucky
2. Wait for something to establish itself and time it exactly right with size and gtfo when you’re up 10-20% — repeat 100 times
When I say size, I mean $10,000
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26 Sep 2025
iOS preview app is maybe the worst experience I've ever had with a device of any type
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