“why do you have a messy pile of clothes in the chair?” it’s L1 cache for fast random access to our frequently used clothes in O(1) time

This sucks. RIP Senator blutarsky.wordpress.com/2024…

As a quick reminder: AI doomerism is also #AIhype. The idea that synthetic text extruding machines are harbingers of AGI that is on the verge of combusting into consciousness and then turning on humanity is unscientific nonsense. 2/

A picture of CeeDee Lamb made from pictures of CDs and lambs (zoomable)

Salute and congratulations to the 710 plus @OpenAI team members who gave an unparalleled demonstration of loyalty, love and commitment to @sama and @gdb in these perilous times it was a thing of beauty to witness. Salute 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

A lot of people know Ladd McConkey was once told he wasn’t good enough to play for Tennessee, and the absolute coldest revenge of all time is that he now sits out a game against the Vols because he’s too valuable and they’re irrelevant.

coach prime: the opposing player who was dumb does not deserve to literally die for being dumb every media member: omg that's so classy. can I buy some sunglasses. and some insurance

go on

In London, there's a woman who goes every day on the subway and sits on the dock just to listen to the announcement recorded by her husband in 1950. Margaret McCollum after the death of her Oswald Laurence, sits on the bench waiting to hear this recording that became one of London's most famous "Mind the gap" (attention the space between the train and the dock). In 2003, Oswald died leaving a huge void in Margaret's heart. So Margaret found a way to feel his presence closest. But from the day after more than half a century, this voice was replaced by an empty electronic recording. Out of distress Margaret asked this cassette tape to the London subway transport company to continue listening to her husband's voice at home. But, knowing the moving history, the company decided to restore the announcement in the only stop near the house where the woman lives, specifically at the Embankment stop of Northern Line, where all passengers can listen today Oswald Laurence's voice and to think that eternal love really exists. Wonderful gesture by the authorities.

Tell ‘em to bring the whole squad next time 👋 #WeAreTheA

The European mind cannot comprehend this

Deshaun Watson: *points to the sky after a touchdown* God:

Ongoing opportunities for college athletes with NIL and the transfer portal = fantastic Coach Prime's boorish self-promotion and the media's lap-dog fascination with #shinynewtoy = miss me College football is really weird this year

Messi looks like he got separated from the rest of his bachelorette party somewhere on lower Broadway

This is why the internet exists: #notPorn youtube.com/watch?v=eTsDpmBC…