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If people talked about condoms like they talk about vaccines
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The scene outside MSG after Knicks Finals win
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Wimpanyama
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New York is not a real place
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Mets really hard up for sponsors these days huh
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26 Dec 2025
lmao get loved loser get absolutely fucking treasured
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Zohran Mamdani responds to Andrew Cuomo’s claim that “NY wouldn’t survive” a Mamdani Administration: “we survived Andrew Cuomo being the governor of this state, we’ll survive anything”
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If you don’t understand why Zohran won or what it means for New York, you should watch our election coverage
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What Zohran Mamdani’s victory means for New York City
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We did in fact send a Coorespondent to this event and the full episode is now live - vibes were crazy
28 Oct 2025
Girlie pop you made the RSVPs public
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We did in fact send a correspondent to this and the video is now live on Youtube
please help i cant stop laughing at how this looks like a still from a horror movie
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We managed to infiltrate a "Young Professionals For Andrew Cuomo"/"Cool Girls for Capitalism" event this week. Video available now on our Patreon
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24 Oct 2025
We are so lucky to still be watching Steph Curry do his thing
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16 Oct 2025
I found Mamdani's campaign rhetoric too soft, so I'd rather have Benjamin Netanyahu's lawyer win. I'm deeply committed to Palestine, as you can tell from the flag in my bio.
When Mamdani first won his primary and most of the left were celebrating, I tried very hard not to rain on their parade and said that while it was possible for his victory to be good for the movement, it would depend on how he led. I’m at the point now where I need him to lose.
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14 Oct 2025
they got fuckin anti homeless benches in lumiose
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9 Oct 2025
Your future wife is on Badoo. She's on Hily. She's literally on Wizz. Dude she's on Yubo. She has a premium account on Duet. You'll find her on Boo. She's on Wink. Your soulmate is on Wink. Sign up for Wink and start swiping. Download Wink or you'll be alone for life.
8 Oct 2025
will i find the love of my life or be cooked for the rest of my life
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oh brooklyn we're CANVASSING
NYC Council member Chi Ossé, an ally of Zohran Mamdani, is considering a challenge against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
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LJ Cryer lying bout his height but he can hoop
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25 Sep 2025
The political operative blowing a HUGE lead to a guy who calls himself Rizzgod is so on the nose 😭😂 #survivor
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Whole brooklyn bar just broke into a round of applause for the tommy devito progressive commercial
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