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Expedient Pylon @jpylon

New account after forced relocation made @ipylon impractical

Joined October 2017
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  • Followers 212
556 Photos and videos
19.07.24 The pylon is wondering whether the blue screen events of today will show more people that the adoption of the internet was the second biggest mistake of humanity.
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27.06.24 The pylon would like to urge everyone who gets the chance to vote to acually bother to do it.
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05.06.24 The pylon wonders whether anyone is likely to change their mind on their election vote in the next month or whether it would be better to just get it all over with now.
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23.05.24 The pylon can remember the days when things could only get better. It fears that this is nolonger the case...
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21.05.24 The pylon is glad that it is not in Devon. It would never be sure whether the vomiting came before the diarrhoea, or the other way around.
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17.05.24 The pylon fully understands the decreasing interest in electric cars and is not at all offended.
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12.05.24 The pylon has been enjoying the Northern Lights while it can, before the coming of the street lights to the former field.
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09.05.24 Not everyone gets photobombed by a massive digger.
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07.05.24 Nobody asked the pylon if it would like to stand to be First Minister of Scotland.
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01.05.24 The pylon hopes that everyone remembers to take their ID along to vote tomorrow and wishes that the results would more closely reflect the votes cast.
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06.04.24 The pylon welcomes the warmth of Storm Kathleen. It is nice to feel the wind in the wires.
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03.04.24 The pylon wouldn't have minded some Botswanan elephants in its field, back when it had a field to keep elephants in.
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25.03.24 The pylon whether it will tickle each time the price of the elctricity changes, if the rates start to change hour by hour.
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12.03.24 The pylon has never edited any of its photographs, which is why it can be very difficult to see what is gong on beneath.
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09.03.24 The pylon wonders whether the rabbit that the chancellor didn't pull out of the hat on Wednesday was any of the rabbits that used to live in its field, back when the pylon had a field.
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05.03.24 The pylon will also probably not be appearing at Trooping the Colour in June.
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02.03.24 The pylon is hoping that its wires will not be cut in the budget...
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27.02.24 The pylon would like to reassure everyone that none of the messages that it sent during the Covid pandemic have been deleted.
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24.02.24 It looks like the pylon, neither NIMBY or YIMBY, will soon be in someone's back yard.
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22.02.24 The pylon would be prepared to have a go at being commons speaker, if it would settle the argument.
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