Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.
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May 5
KTLA’s own David Lazarus talking about Coinbase’s layoffs, and then suddenly gets the urge for violence against Bitcoin.
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May 3
Wait! So are we all pretending like fish head and big cannons never really happened??
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May 3
AI is getting snarky. It just told my wife to calm down and take a deep breath while she asked it a few questions about redoing the house. It said she was “spiraling.” Who knew AI would turn out to be Al Bundy!! 😆😆
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Mar 28
Happy birthday to the most talented of all…..Lady Gaga!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Jan 23
Alright this is getting out of hand. Everytime there is a whiff of a rally with BTC, it auto dumps. Is this bots? Paper BTC? It’s extremely fishy at this point.
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Jan 21
This pic from 2024 goes so hard now. The NFC West is the BEST. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Kyle K looks like he knew his time was up!
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Jan 13
This is Mike Tomlin’s last game as the Steelers HC. Great run.
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Buster Hyman retweeted
18 Dec 2025
A major short squeeze is coming.
18 Dec 2025
A major short squeeze is coming.
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7 Nov 2025
BREAKING: Bitcoin just hit $100k and the SEC is quietly approving spot ETFs for DOGE, SHIB, and PEPE.
The same regulators who called crypto a “scam” in 2021 are now begging for campaign donations from Coinbase.
This isn’t adoption—it’s a hostile takeover.
Your normie friends buying $50 of meme coins are about to get rekt by institutions who’ve been shorting you for years.
HODL or get liquidated.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #Dogecoin
🔥🚀💀
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30 Oct 2025
I sold everything I had. Every coin I owned is gone. I'm completely out of the cryptocurrency market, I can't take it anymore. Aggressive dumping, manipulation, everything is so intense. crypto is over, I am out, I am very glad to meet you, life has dreams, each is wonderful.
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22 Sep 2025
Wow I just got off a call with a super credible source! You are not bullish enough!! It’s happening!!
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