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Joined February 2010
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jrellgo retweeted
I'm grateful to women who hyphenate their last names, because you immediately know that they're going to be a pain in the ass.
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Jun 2
protect your future wife from Sharepoint and Teams
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The reality right here
May 29
Maturing as a parent is realizing parenting is more about controlling your own behavior than your child's.
Our children mirror us, never forget that.
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jrellgo retweeted
May 28
The quicker you act on realizing you have to attack life, not let it happen to you, the quicker you enjoy this journey versus wasting it on stress, anxiety, and worry
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May 28
Having a baby will make you realize how insanely hilarious it is when childless people give out parenting advice.
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Genius
May 26
I teach my kids from about age 3 to come put their hand on my arm or leg if they want to speak to me while Iโm speaking to another person. I then put my hand over theirs to show them I see them and Iโll get to them soon. Manners are so important to instill young.
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Gas is $6 and footlongs are $15. Oh we know it.
May 13
Everyone in the US took a 30% pay cut and didn't even know it.
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jrellgo retweeted
Youโre standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. Thereโs a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Donโt forget to notice it.
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jrellgo retweeted
When Iโm eating shared nachos Iโm always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.
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May 13
and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break
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Who was in on that @adidas campaign zoom call??! Cuz that marketing team weeeeeehew put me on ๐ฅ #YouGotThis
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Read paperback Harry Potter and rode my bike ๐ฒ
May 3
To those who grew up without the internet, how did you cope with boredom at home?
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Lol ๐คฃ like actually
May 1
Estamos vivendo um perรญodo em que a pessoa inteligente precisa permanecer em silรชncio para nรฃo ofender os ignorantes.
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No
May 2
When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?
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