wait whaaaat. hater, hypocrite and hiker. global events at @slackhq @twitter @webflow blah blah views are my own.

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18 Jun 2016
this is me, all the time.
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RT @kylietcheung: That kind of undid 9/11
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Yay
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ELECTRIC CHAIR.
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jen reiber walsh retweeted
Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks
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not to be heightest but 7’4 is obscene.
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JFC whewwwwww chile that was a first half
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the guy at the gas station in Pennsylvania complimented my tan ☺️
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“views”
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I KNEW HACKS WAS GOING TO END LIKE THIS I AM UNWELL
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high schooler in the hizzy! 🤯
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duh!
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jen reiber walsh retweeted
The goal of the game UNO is to have no cards you fucking idiot.
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🥹🥹🥹 great white my sweet baby horse
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nothing more thrilling than clocking the panagram at first glance at the nyt spelling bee
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phish at the sphere ✅🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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i wanna get closer and closer and closeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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i googled justin biebers height to bring me back to earth.
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i cut my hand last week shucking oysters and its been the most painful, further confirming my belief that i would not survive being stabbed just once!
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i will never emotionally recover from biebchella
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masters sunday nap is my reason for living
Top 10 Sports Naps 1. Masters Sunday 2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB) 3. NFL Draft Day 3 4. Rainy MLB Summer Day 5. NFL Combine in the background 6. Olympics in the background 7. Masters Saturday 8. Saturday before Selection Sunday 9. Jan 1st Bowl Games 10. Daytona 500
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