I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames, @houseparty and @whatnot
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Data teams everywhere struggle with documentation.
That's why I've built AutoDocs, the latest feature for @aggregationsio
aggregations.io/blog/autodoc…
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 13
Fable isn't the first.
In 1999 the department of defense blocked exports of the PowerMac G4 for crossing the 1 gigaflop threshold.
Steve Jobs turned it into an ad.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 13
the psychosis is alive and well here on X the everything app
Jun 13
Assuming Anthropic is able to restore Fable in the next few days, there's literally zero point doing any meaningful work until it is back.
What can be done in 100 hours with Opus can be done in 1 with Fable.
Hopefully this is figured out quickly.
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LOL
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 12
the biggest voice / video chat app you know runs on @cloudflare compute
discord.com/blog/how-we-move…
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 9
More AI-generated code doesn't make your team faster. It might actually slow you down.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 10
If the vibe coders could read they’d be very upset
Jun 9
More AI-generated code doesn't make your team faster. It might actually slow you down.
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Jun 11
Almost there!
2800 new tests (a lot of complicated ones too)
but somehow no slowdown
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.NET 11 Preview 5 is out devblogs.microsoft.com/dotne…. It has closed class hierarchies and Union declarations union patterns
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 9
I just open sourced my "Is this slop?" simple test
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Proud to collaborate on the next frontier of private AI. 🔒
Apple is expanding Private Cloud Compute to @GoogleCloud using NVIDIA GPUs.
nvda.ws/4ewJl3q
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Jun 8
Y’all
If you’re still making your own decisions and don’t have a fleet of telepathic & psychic super looper agents - you’re definitely not gonna make it.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 8
AFM Core Advanced on-device model running on A19 Pro is a sparse model.
It's 20B parameters.
It's fully Apple designed. It is an MoE but when it processes the prompt, it only loads the parameters needed and locks them in.
If it's 20B parameters total, but on a specific request it's only 1-4B parameter total. It only loads in 1-4B for inference and decides them at prefill time.
It is fully Apple designed architecture, Google had nothing here.
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Jun 8
"Spotlight is great for finding just about anything on my mac"
- said nobody ever.
#wwdc
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 8
"you should be running rabbitmq and piping tasks into it and so your agent can generate max slop while you pretend your output is valuable"
im so tired of hearing about "groundbreak techniques" to produce more unmaintainable software
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 7
Yeah, well we painted our reflecting pool.
In Shanghai, a 100-year-old, 7,500-ton historical city block was temporarily relocated using 432 "walking robots.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Jun 3
Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀
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