Author of "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing"-OUT NOW! Freelance social on @InvincibleHQ, @HellaversePrime, @BeastGames and more
Joined August 2010
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5 Oct 2025
My book, "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing" is OUT NOW!
Get your copy at tinyurl.com/4bzexcd6
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Social media managers seeing that Facebook and Instagram are down on a Friday...
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How long have I been working in social media marketing?
Well, I remember when you could use a GIF as your profile photo on Twitter...
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I'm UNREAL JEALOUS of the social media manager for this account...
They are just crushing it in the replies and you can tell that they are having so much fun with it and really engaging the community.
Top notch social media and community management here.
May 28
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If your first reaction to this photo is to be angry that it’s not “cartoon accurate” and not “oh my god, what a cute little pupper. He must be the goodest boy and I want to boop his snoot,” you need to get off the internet and go find the joy in life again…
First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.
Coming soon to Netflix.
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Oh yeah! Now THIS is how a brand does a trend and captures a cultural moment.
This is the PERFECT example of when the stars align and the exact right trend opportunity happens.
This is the kind of moment we all hope for and Kool-aid nailed it.
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I bet it's this guy: vimeo.com/944236732
May 28
There’s this cocksucker going around putting individual slices of bologna in all the mailboxes on my route. I’ve taken to calling him the bologna bandit and when I find them I’m going to cover him in his beloved bologna and feed him to the ants mark my words
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Jon-Stephen Stansel retweeted
May 28
visual representation of your memes waiting to get approved
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Me: Too many small businesses are using the same Canva templates and all their designs all look the same.
Gen AI: Hold my beer.
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I think my mistrust of AI comes from the fact that asking it anything feels like asking a pyschic who's giving you a cold read...just picking up on subtle hints to tell you what they think you want to hear.
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Petition to make Sister Sage the patron saint of formerly gifted children...
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Just so you know, the term "creator" doesn't exclusively apply to people who make social media videos.
Creators come in all forms.
Writers, artists, graphic designers, photographers, and cosplayers are all creators and can be just as valuable to brands as those who make videos.
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Since Memorial Day is on Monday, here’s your annual reminder:
-Memorial Day honors those who died while serving
-Veteran’s Day honors living veterans
-Armed Forces Day honors those currently serving
Also, don’t say “Happy Memorial Day” in your posts. It’s a solemn occasion.
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My 10 fav concerts:
-Jack White
-Wilco
-Guitar Wolf
-The Rolling Stones
-Southern Culture on the Skids
-David Byrne
-Belle and Sebastian
-Radiohead
-St. Vincent
-Guided by Voices
May 21
10 of my fav concerts:
- MCR
- Rammstein
- Depeche Mode
- Tyler The Creator
- Foo Fighters
- Alexisonfire (fav band of all times)
- Rage Against the Machine
- Paramore
- Queens of the Stone Age
- M.I.A
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AI slop is what you get when you undervalue the liberal arts in favor of STEM fields...tech-bros who think that writing, art, and music are problems that need to be broken down into ones and zeros and solved with algorithms and have zero understanding of what makes art...art.
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I often post that if you want something for work you should ask for it.
So in the interest of taking my own advice...
Does anyone want to sponsor to send me to Cannes, Vidcon, SDCC, or any other event this year?
Please? I work from home and NEED to get out of the house. 😅
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At some point in their career, every social media manager has had to explain a mistake that was totally the fault of Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or another platform being glitchy or changing how something works.
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Younger social media managers will never know the fear we all had of being called out by the @BrandsSayingBae account back in 2014...
(And it shows...)
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Some days, I think the Internet is basically the anger slime from Ghostbusters 2.
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