jthreeNMe. parenting. marriage. self-improvement. Featured @ Scary Mommy, The Good Men Project, BLUNTmoms, EverydayFamily, Motherly, Thought Catalog & more!
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26 Jan 2024
Sometimes I need to vacuum the whole house, tackle some laundry, cook a meal no likes and take one look at my undone to-do-list to remind myself who the heck I am.
- Mom
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1 Jan 2024
walking by people’s trashcans the week between Christmas and New Years be like yeah, Betty, I see that empty beer box, the pizza boxes and McDonald’s bag, that you got some new Nikes and bought a scale, same girl, same.
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12 Dec 2023
where my gold medal be at for all the mental gymnastics I’m doing in the month of December
#askingformyself
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23 Oct 2023
you can spend your whole life chasing dreams, and you will, but what “living the dream” really is … it’s living, loving and appreciating your present.
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10 Oct 2023
U ever feel yourself being challenged,
but feel yourself rising to the challenge?
Like u feel urself going thru growth
and there be like all these growing pains,
but ure like
yeah…this is good…real good.
‘Cause, yeah, it be like that.
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27 Sep 2023
Me: It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem - it’s me.
GOD: You need to calm down.
… chats w/ the Big Guy (Taylor’s version)
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23 Aug 2023
when you make a veggie-packed salad that is the epitome of a child’s nightmare-meal AND YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT
…you have reached the epitome of adulthood.
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6 Jul 2023
prayers for my husband who just told me to “pack light” for our summer vacation with three kids. gonna forget to pack you, bro. 🙄
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22 Jun 2023
Wake up and play.
I mean…
Wake up and slay.
I mean…
Wake up and play.
I mean…
Try to find a way to do both. 🤗
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30 May 2023
Look for the GOOD.
If you can’t find it,
look for the GOD.
You’re sure to find Him. ❤️
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23 May 2023
If rain from @taylorswift13’s Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium can be bottled and sold for $250 a pop, surely you can wake up, drink coffee and do the things. #justsayin #morningmotivation
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16 May 2023
If Martha Stewart can do a thirst trap on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 81, I can surely get these kids to school on time at age 37
…she whispers to herself on a Tuesday in May.
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30 Mar 2023
If any of y’all mamas out there earned the title of “Worst Mom EVER” prior to 3:29pm today, you are stripped of said honor as my seven year-old bestowed it upon me at approx 3:30pm. 👸😵💫🙃
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8 Mar 2023
Them: After-school programs can support social, emotional, cognitive, and academic development, reduce risky behaviors, promote physical health, & provide a safe & supportive environment for children & youth!
Parents: great. but it’s also why we drink & we outta money
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14 Feb 2023
Cupid: It’s Valentine’s Day! Go out and celebrate!
Youth Sports: hold my beer.
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14 Feb 2023
‼️MEN EVERYWHERE CONFUSED‼️
Can she buy herself flowers or am I supposed to get them,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ??!!!!!
Thanks @MileyCyrus. This is fun.
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