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Justin Davis retweeted
Apr 24
Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:
Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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Justin Davis retweeted
Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude
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Justin Davis retweeted
23 Jul 2025
i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.
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Justin Davis retweeted
14 Mar 2025
Here's my writeup from last week's #DigitalVelocity 2025 conference run by our awesome partner @tealium.
Huge shout out to Matthew Gray, Alex Wile, @jtown, Stephen Smith and the rest of the Tealium partnership team for the invite. See you next year!
Link below:
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Justin Davis retweeted
21 Aug 2024
I don't know how they do it, but you can add inventing the perfect sports drink to the list of Japan's accomplishments. Uncanny. Tastes like how water tastes in a dream.
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Justin Davis retweeted
13 Aug 2024
I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.
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Justin Davis retweeted
15 Jul 2024
J. D. Vance? From Vance Refrigeration?
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Justin Davis retweeted
4 Jun 2024
Our lives in a nutshell .
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Justin Davis retweeted
24 May 2024
entitled millennials are “quiet nourishing” - taking 20, even 30 minutes out of the middle of the work day to eat food. we interviewed 87 corporate bosses who hate it
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Justin Davis retweeted
22 Jan 2024
Ron DeSantis the minute he dropped out of the presidential race:
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Justin Davis retweeted
12 Jun 2023
The funniest type-of-guy that has recently emerged is "vehemently anti-remote-work Tech Venture Capitalist," just a bunch of people whose self described job is launching revolutionary digital technologies looking at a tech-enabled work revolution and saying "Wow I hate this"
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Justin Davis retweeted
13 Apr 2023
If this were legal to build in any residential neighborhood, the US would probably achieve housing abundance within two or three years.
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Justin Davis retweeted
28 Mar 2023
Big brain business name 🧠
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Justin Davis retweeted
24 Mar 2023
Gonzaga and UCLA have produced an epic March trilogy.
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Justin Davis retweeted
23 Feb 2023
It’s wild to consider how much of life is dictated by groups of people who fall into the trap of thinking “I suffered through this so you should too.”
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Justin Davis retweeted
15 Feb 2023
NEW: Elon Musk directed Twitter engineers to design a secret system to boost his tweets over everyone else's after his post about the Super Bowl did poorly compared to President Biden's: platformer.news/p/yes-elon-m…
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7 Feb 2023
Would you attend the Super Bowl if you could buy face value tickets? Still have to travel, pay hotel, etc.
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Bucket list - hell yeah!
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Nah, better seats at home
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