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jason @jtraub91

thoughts and opinions are not my own

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jason@jtraub91
May 9
americans ability to drive drunk is unmatched
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i am the combination of a demisexual and the opposite of a demisexual
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what's the opposite of a demisexual?
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im spiritually mexican
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read ur llm responses in the voice of its founder/CEO. it makes it make way more sense
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life is about moving matter thru space and time
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imagine you had sex with all the people you Would have sex with
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cow farming is literal and symbolic of the oppression of women
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i feel like Texas, at large, is like, doing a caricature of Texas. if that makes sense
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when life hands you lemons, make a margarita
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my baby face pfp gives me credibility
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despite all your rage, you still vote like a little sheep 🐑
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i can say whatever i want
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the masculine urge to beat the shit out of homeless ppl
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women are so silly and dumb but i love them
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"p terrys shits on whataburger" patrick terry shat where?!? 😳
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hunter biden is the new charlie sheen
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united kingdom, if you think about it, is such a dumb fucking country name LMFAO 😆
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life is one big advertisement
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all bars should sell coffee, beer, wine, liquor, and cigarettes. and be cash only. wtf is happening
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wait so obsession is literally the anti date movie
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