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17 Aug 2021
If you've ever seen my talking about something like this, I sincerely apologize I'm just really opinionated
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In New Mexico this ends in dismissal đ¤ˇââď¸
Luigi Mangione was MIA at his highly anticipated hearing this morning because the Manhattan DA forgot to ask the MDC to bring him to court. âMistakes happen,â his attorney Karen Friedman Agnifilo graciously concedes.
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Do we not realise how insane this is?
Jun 15
Uruguay arrived in the United States for the World Cup and were greeted by sniffer dogs and full security checks.
Look at Manuel Ugarteâs face đ
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This would change everything.
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Jun 15
> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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Jun 15
Americans realising theyâre going to spend $400B to open a shipping lane they closed.
Jun 14
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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Jun 14
"Cancel culture" and our president is a rapist pedophile. Please for the love of God shut the fuck up Rainn Wilson.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldnât be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Jun 12
We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars
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Jun 12
People die of preventable illnesses because they canât afford healthcare
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Jun 12
More World Cup happening today as our other two host nations will each respectively take the pitch and here are my predictions:
Canada v Bosnia: 1-1
USA v Paraguay: 2-1 USA
Let's see what happens đ
Jun 11
It's the world cup, I am going to be posting some predictions here and there â˝
Mexico v South Africa score prediction:
3-0 Mexico
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Jun 10
they put forth bills to pay TSA 9 times and the republicans voted against them
Jun 10
AOC and Bernie Sanders will not pay TSA agents but fly first class on tax payers dollars. Agents only make around 45,000 a year.
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Jun 11
It's the world cup, I am going to be posting some predictions here and there â˝
Mexico v South Africa score prediction:
3-0 Mexico
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âItâs filled with popcorn.â
Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for âTHE ODYSSEYâ.
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Jun 8
okay admittedly this is probably going to be incredible
Hugh Jackman has been cast as Long John Silver in a new âTREASURE ISLANDâ film.
Directed by Ridley Scott & written by Jack Thorne.
(Source: Deadline)
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Democrats will of course not use this to their advantage
Jun 1
#BREAKING: MSNOW: âYou are willing at this point to forego basically EVERY conservative issue, and let the Senate fall into the hands of Democrats if thatâs what it takes to kill [AI] data centers?â
Hood County TX Conservative voter: âYup. My entire community is going to break ranks.âđł
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Elon deserves to be in prison for life
Jun 4
The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.
The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.
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Jun 4
And this is why education is important: the Republican Party under Donald Trump and the Republican Party under Abraham Lincoln are two very different things.
Nick Cannon called Democrats âthe party of the KKKâ
âPeople didnât know that the Democrats were the party of the KKK. People didnât know that the Republicans were the party that freed the slaves.â
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Jun 4
OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING
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Jun 2
Mamdani is the Democratsâ worst nightmare because heâs living proof that theyâre simply not doing their jobs.
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K potholes, protected gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workersâ pay to $30/hr and drove violent crime to historic lows.
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