Joined November 2025
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22 Nov 2025
It finally happened! This is my new account.
18 Nov 2025
Hey Sweethearts-
Twitter is pretending to not know my email address. So when I get a new phone today,I will probably have to get a new account. I can't even sign into my laptop. I will make a name involving shrimp pieces and Juniper and come find you babies.
🖤🖤🖤
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And how!
sometimes people on here use “like john waters” as a replacement for “campy” which is true sometimes but also ignores that john waters’ movies are incredibly disgusting
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“you know I love my big beef and cheddar!”
Jun 12
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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I love this show and this episode. 🖤
Did you know that Are You Being Served? made a folk horror episode? A proper one based on real folklore?
folknhell.com/blog/the-cat-i…
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Jun 15
RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet
weird
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Jun 14
Yes.
Walking around sweating like Homer Simpson right now...
Jun 14
It’s too hot to have big boobs rn
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Jun 14
the fact that every single persons life is made worse by having shit benches and we're just fine with it out of pure spite for the homeless and means we should probably all die every single one of us
Jun 13
These benches are designd to keep homeless pople from sleeping on them.
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Jun 14
I just slipped into my fake Italian accent when a patient ordered pizza.
Juniper needs to go home .....
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This one WILL kill you.
(Happy Together)
Jun 13
Some 1997 gay movies that will tear your heart out and probably kill you
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Jun 13
Billionares are so weırd. What are you saving up for?? Helł??
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Jun 14
No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have
Jun 13
The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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