Soft fleshy form wrapped in an ironic and/or retro gaming T-shirt. What a grown up! Luckily engaged to @arianesherine
Joined February 2008
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19 Dec 2024
Nice that the Guardian believes in equality of opportunity for foreign oligarchs: “American tech billionaires are no MORE entitled to meddle in British democracy than other foreign oligarchs”
Go for it, oligarchs of the world (and nearby planets)
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12 Oct 2024
There is a camera for everything (just ask my day job), but does using a camera make trying to clear a blocked drain any more fun? 🤔 I’m thinking…
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31 Aug 2024
Mermaid deployed to use magic powers to make surfers disappear as god Neptune fires warning shot against humanity.
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23 Aug 2024
Hey, don’t I look good in those things? (But they obscure a significant portion of your face… oh, yeah, that’s probably it 😁)
23 Aug 2024
Apple Vision Pro is actually TOO CHEAP! Ok, not a majority opinion, but hear me out if you love #photograghy
(And tell me how good I look in those ski-goggles!)
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20 Jun 2020
Outside a secondary school in Newham. Fresh markings leaving out the 2m detail are presumably targeting teen pregnancy.
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14 Apr 2020
“The main problem with Britain is...”
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11 Apr 2020
Seems the story is “how many scans are they getting?” If so, should everyone get the same? Other than that it’s just ‘people in relationship stay in touch even when one is ill shock’. The other 1,000s aren’t?
11 Apr 2020
Above all the bootlicking from a man who published a right-wing hitlist in a national newspaper - a complete lack of interrogation of what he’s told.
You don’t have lots of scan pictures? So she’s sending the same picture every day? This is just rubbish spread without any check
4 Apr 2020
Much to the surprise of many, @bounder’s fears are realised - most people in the Labour Party do prefer winning / will learn after 2 tries! Looking forward to next @ThatOptionPod now!!
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30 Mar 2020
Oh jeez poor old Nige is gonna explode!!!
30 Mar 2020
Chinese medics have just arrived in London to help us fight Covid-19. The media won’t tell you for some reason. 👏
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30 Mar 2020
Ah, it takes less than 6 months to re-define normal. _liking_ normal is altogether different...
30 Mar 2020
Christ! I’d be thrilled if I thought things would return to normal in six months
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18 Mar 2020
Question: “How will children get their qualifications so they can go to university?”
Alexander ‘Boris’ De Pefel Johnson: “Well... er... I guess the posh kids will get given ‘the results they deserve’ so they still get to go to Oxford - bad luck plebs who might have done well”
17 Mar 2020
Yeah, well, that’s fine and all, but bread seems to cost a lot more than it did in 1800- what’s the actual proportional benefit to most people (especially if you remove the top 5% from the average)?
17 Mar 2020
Capitalism is why people in today’s advanced economies make $200 a day rather than $2 a day or less as they did back in 1800. It’s why there are even such things as advanced economies. buff.ly/2WhNtgg
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16 Mar 2020
"Avoid". Because there are no financial repercussions of that. You lousy cynical bastard. You have deliberately chosen those words. No financial impact on you and your stinking rich avaricious old Uni mates.
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15 Mar 2020
Of course the star light won’t get all the way through to the surface if the atmosphere is full of stuff - e.g. large asteroid, large-scale nuclear exchange...
15 Mar 2020
No matter what happens to any of us, the stars will shine on the earth for a long time yet. Because what’s really reassuring is this: the stars don’t give a fuck about us or our problems.
Then that reminded me of the Tory government.
Shit.
15 Mar 2020
So Panic Buying is fun and everything, but, with the flow of money collapsing and the need to avoid closely queuing with strangers, when will we move on to the more efficient looting stage?